*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*
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ᵐʳ ʷᶦᶜᵏʰᵃᵐ???
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I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY
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there’s nothing quite like witnessing the duality of bts during bon voyage & bts performing at mma .
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its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY
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I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.
So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”
And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.
“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”
God I hope she lets me read it.
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*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend
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