HGSN Voice Comic: Original Voice Dramas
Translations for the two official voice dramas done by the voice comic team:
Afterschool at the family restaurant
On the way back home from school
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Afterschool, at the family restaurant
'Hikaru': (yawns)
Yoshiki: Stop pushing around your cherry tomatoes with a fork, its bad manners
'Hikaru': Aw, but I hate cherry tomatoes... Apologies to the farmers, but every sentient being in the world has a dislike or two
Yoshiki: (sighs) fine, pass them over
'Hikaru': Mn.
Yoshiki: Cherry tomatoes are delicious though
'Hikaru': Yoshiki, you're like... really good at looking after people. A caretaker-type?
Yoshiki: Caretaker? Who's taking care of you?
'Hikaru': 'Cause every time I leave anything on my plate, you're finishing it off for me
Yoshiki: That's just because its bad to waste food, so I have no choice but to eat your leftovers
'Hikaru': Hm? Other than that, whenever there's an important due date or something, you always send me a reminder the day before
yoshiki: hey, apron tomorrow
yoshiki: math quiz tomorrow
yoshiki: dustcloth
'Hikaru': But to be honest, I'm always finding it really helpful, its actually useful
Yoshiki: That's 'cause you always forget so quickly. And even though I send them, you're always leaving me on read...not that it matters
'Hikaru': (laughs) Maybe the reason you're so meddlesome is 'cause you're a big brother
Yoshiki: Ah...well maybe. Come to think of it, my little sister's also a picky eater so I'm always eating her leftovers
'Hikaru': Then I'm also triggering your big-brotherly-ness, huh? Onii-chan~
Yoshiki: Gross... and stop taking advantage of me. You could stand to do things properly on your own instead of relying on me once in a while
'Hikaru': Hmm, that's true. I guess I'm so used to you being around that I'm always depending on you. That's no good now that we're second-years. Gotta become independent soon. By the way, what's the upcoming test supposed to be on again?
Yoshiki: Ah, this guy's a lost cause
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On the way home back from school
'Hikaru': Hey, Yoshiki. Let's pretend we're elementary school kids
Yoshiki: What?
'Hikaru': Until we're back home we'll act like we're elementary school kids again
Yoshiki: Hm..like what? ...What are you doing pointing at your feet?
'Hikaru': See this white line? If you step off of it... the world will end!
Yoshiki: Haha..I remember that. Alright, I got it
'Hikaru': Ah! Look, your foot's a little off the line
Yoshiki: Hah? Your foot's already off the line
'Hikaru': It's fine for me, I have 3 lives
Yoshiki: No fair, when'd you say that? What hour, what minute, what second, where was the earth around the sun when you said that?
'Hikaru': (laughs) Wow, you're good. That's got big elementary school energy. Hmm... alright, say "tree" 10 times fast*
Yoshiki: Alright... trel-
'Hikaru': (pfft) What's trel!?
Yoshiki: I tried to say tree and elbow at the same time...
(both laugh)
Yoshiki: Damnit... alright then, 'Hikaru'. Say "black bear" 10 times fast
'Hikaru': Black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear black bear... done!
Yoshiki: What animal lives at the South Pole?
'Hikaru': Huh? The polar bear, duh! You can't trick me with this!
Yoshiki: But there aren't any bears at the South Pole...
'Hikaru': (gasps) Aughhhh, that's truuuue. I've looooost
Yoshiki: ...This was a competition?
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* The referenced playground trick in Japanese:
A: Say pizza 10 times fast
B: Pizzapizzapizzapizza...
A: Now, what's this body part called? (points to elbow)
B: Knee (hiza)
A: No, its an elbow (hiji)!
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