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[delinquentdevils]

KYLE ARMSTRONG + XAVIER TELLER. 

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓: ‘  closing  ’               𝐅𝐎𝐑: anyone  ╱  anywhere 

    “did they close earlier than usual?” kyle glanced around the darkened and nearly barren street which only added to his confusion, it was the weekend, wasn’t it? people were supposed to be out drinking, partying, laughing, something. “did i miss the memo?” 

“It’s 4am dude,” Xavier informed the funny man, who he assumed was telling some sort of joke that was flying up and away and over his head right now. For as bustling a hub as Santo could be, there were some hours that stretched where just hanging around was an invitation for interaction with unsightly characters. 

( It doesn’t even register to him that he may be the very weirdo to be avoided in this scenario. ) 

“Anyone out wandering passed three is usually an oddball. ‘Cept me, I just can’t sleep. What’s your excuse?” 

#thread. #muse: xavier teller. #with: kyle armstrong. #xavier + kyle 001. #crossmyhcart #ignore the gun tho #KJSHGHJSHGSHJ

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XAVIER TELLER + LENORA WARNER.

“Not to me personally, no, but I know quite a few who do.” Lenny pauses in the doorframe, hands on her hips. “…were you looking for something, Teller?”

“No.” His answer is quick, too quick. Instinctual rather than truthful. Xavier was always looking for something -- an escape, the next high. What he didn’t seek at present was trouble, and crossing paths with Lenny always felt akin to traipsing a field of landmines for him. 

“Unless you’re offering something.” 

There it was, right on cue, that same weakness that had dictated his life since his teens. The source didn’t matter as long as he got what he needed. 

#thread. #muse: xavier teller. #with: lenora warner. #xavier + lenny 001. #ohsaintopal #he be like naw i'm chill i'm cool i dont need shit #5 seconds later: U GOT ANY BOOGER SUGAR ON U ... . #KSJHGFSGHJKS

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CLAUDIA GARCIA + DALLAS JONES.

“As a human, one hundred percent.” She nodded her head, biting into a donut she’d gotten from the kitchen. “but ask me again with your shirt off, I might change my mind.”

The roll of his eyes is playful at worst, she most likely wasn’t alluding to his stint as a calendar model but the remark certainly takes him back to that rather regrettable attempt at good favour within the department. 

“One hundred percent, really? That’s very definitive. Though I guess me even thinking that probably makes me fickle. Well, shit.” With that he lifts his coffee to his lips and takes a gulp, no sugar and no cream -- just how he liked it. 

#thread. #thread: dallas jones. #with: claudia garcia. #dallas + claudia 001. #sinfvllysweet

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ben 📲 x

ben: maybe we should start an assigned chores list.

ben: next thing to bring to church i guess

ben: in a cup?

ben: oh, black LOL

x: oh yeah, do it, i wanna see how that goes down 💀

x: ...

x: in a fucking cup

x: guess i better hope this barista doesnt give me it in a fucking bowl 🤣

#thread. #muse: xavier teller. #with: benjamin marx. #xavier + ben 001.

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ben 📲 x

ben: yeah. again. i don't want to hear it.

ben: i might as well be the damn janitor around here since no one seems to wanna fuckin clean up after themselves lately.

ben: i almost broke my ankle tripping over a jack yesterday.

ben: coffee? yes please.

x: when have you ever known these motherfuckers to not be slobby as hell 🤨

x: that's just how they roll

x: what way do you want it?

#thread. #text thread. #muse: xavier teller. #thread: xavier teller. #with: benjamin marx. #xavier + ben 001. #instxrdust

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jasey 📲 uly

jasey: yeah???? like for real for real

jasey: because i'll do it, i'll invite people

jasey: i don't know who though, i'll probably go overboard for the sake of like... not Not-including people

uly: for real for real for real

uly: fuck it, we need a reason to turn tf up

uly: not not-including ppl?

uly: are u trying to skirt around not wanting to not invite edie

#thread. #text thread. #muse: ulysses flynn. #thread: ulysses flynn. #with: jasey bomba. #uly + jasey 002. #ohsaintopal

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for: @rippinsinners​​​

muses: kenji zhou + anyone!

“We have to stop running into each other like this.”

#thread. #muse: kenji zhou. #thread: kenji zhou. #rippinsinners

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for: @ohsaintopal​​

muses: ulysses flynn + jasey bomba! 

“It was worse than ‘the shining’ because he didn’t even write a sentence; he just stared out the window and licked his own guns.”

#thread. #muse: ulysses flynn. #thread: ulysses flynn. #with: jasey bomba. #uly + jasey 001. #ohsaintopal

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for: @fallxxnangxl​​​

muses: dallas jones + dealer’s choice! 

“For my funeral, make sure they choose a flattering photo.”

#thread. #muse: dallas jones. #thread: dallas jones. #fallxxnangxl

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for: @in-stxrdust​​​​​

muses: xavier teller + dealer’s choice! 

“I just came to get a drink.” 

#thread. #muse: xavier teller. #thread: xavier teller. #instxrdust

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for: @unchartdwaters​​

muses: kenji zhou + anyone!

“There is nothing usual about this.”

#thread. #muse: kenji zhou. #thread: kenji zhou. #unchartdwaters

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for: @rippinsinners​

muses: ulysses flynn + dealer’s choice! 

“So where are we at on the ‘fucked’ scale? From ‘Oh my god, I forgot to dvr wheel last night’ to ‘There are spiders in my colostomy bag’?”

#thread. #muse: ulysses flynn. #thread: ulysses flynn. #rippinsinners

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for: @sinfvllysweet​​

muses: dallas jones + anyone! 

“Do you think i’m as fickle as a human?”

#thread. #muse: dallas jones. #thread: dallas jones. #sinfvllysweet

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for: @tullulahbelles​​​​

muses: xavier teller + marley callahan.

“If you’re thinking of going in there, I’d give it a miss. It’s just a bunch of people trying to out-sad each other about who’s loss is worse.” 

#thread. #muse: xavier teller. #thread: xavier teller. #with: marley callahan. #xavier + marley 001. #tullulahbelles #FINALLY we are writin this JHSGFGSHJ

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jasey 📲 uly

jasey: okay so i KNOW WE LIVE TOGETHER NOW woo woo party party love it

jasey: but what if we woo woo party partied because you are back in town aaaaand someone gave me the idea to do like a housewarming thinger?

uly: that would be very woo woo party 🤣

uly: i'm down as fuck tho, i fuck with any reason to get lit

uly: when you thinking?

#text thread. #muse: ulysses flynn. #thread: ulysses flynn. #with: jasey bomba. #uly + jasey 002. #ohsaintopal

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ben 📲 x

ben: hey

ben: i forgot my keys to the office. can you come unlock it?

ben: i don't wanna to buy another doorframe

x: again??

x: i'm gonna get you one of those clippy things for your belt like you're a damn janitor if you keep being so forgetful

x: i can be there in about 20

x: getting coffee. want one?

#text thread. #muse: xavier teller. #text thread: xavier teller. #with: benjamin marx. #xavier + ben 001. #instxrdust

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for: @fallxxnangxl​

muses: kenji zhou + anyone! 

“If you see this place as a prison, that’s all you’re going to be, a prisoner.”

#thread. #muse: kenji zhou. #thread: kenji zhou. #fallxxnangxl