delirious-delilah

[delirious-delilah]

showering with your partner is already super intimate by itself... but what about showering with your SICK partner? not fucking around like usual, just making sure they stay safe and get clean, because they just feel so weak.

letting them lean on you to keep their balance - because their legs are all wobbly - while you scrub their back and shoulders. having to keep making sure they're not dozing off while you gently wash their hair. them sneezing so messily that you need to rewash their face, but you don't mind as long as they're taken care of.

idk idk I love domestic snz sm <3

[delirious-delilah]

✨sneezing while wearing a suit✨

Now I know this has been talked about before, but Ive gotta say it. It's important.

Someone being at a formal partylike event with a cold and sipping on the fancy wine that's provided, forgetting wine sets them off. They smile and speak as formally and politely as they possibly can, despite their condition. They take metered sips of the wine, their cold muddling their head and causing them to forget the problems it causes them.

All of a sudden, they feel a buzz in the back of their sinuses. Their face pales and they glance down at the drink in their hand, a sense of foreboding welling from deep within.

They glance around their surroundings for a moment, making sure nobody is looking their way. Upon verifying their safety, they reach up and quickly rub at their quickly reddening nose. They gasp softly in horror as the act only makes the budding itchiness spread.

They nod and give a wavering smile to another attendee of the party, breath beginning to hitch. They take off at a brisk pace towards the bathroom, attempting to go somewhere they can let their sneezes out in peace. A place where their status would remain safe despite such an outburst. With mounting terror, they realize they won't make it to the restrooms in time, the budding tickle forming into a full-blown "I'm going to sneeze right now" emergency.

They try to discreetly pull up the lapel of their very nice suit, still walking at a quick pace. Their breath scissors with a "hh..hHah..." as their eyes flutter close, nostrils flaring. Their cheeks flush a pretty pink, similar to their nose as they can do nothing but give in to the tickle.

"hH'mmptch!"

They muffle a desperate sneeze into the lapel of the suit jacket, lamenting at the wetness of it. They glance up quickly to see if anybody had seen, but before they get a chance to take in their surroundings, the tickle flares again.

Eyes fluttering shut again, they muffle another forceful "hahHt'tchiew! hh... ahT'choo!" into their jacket, mess coating the inside.

Face flushing further with embarrassment, they keep moving forward, holding the suit lapel to their nose now, trying to minimize the damage. They can feel the stares on their back as they stumble their way to the restrooms, muffling another set of sneezes into their jacket. Mess coats the inside of the jacket, dismay and humiliation welling up and threatening to spill over. They hadn't wanted to come to this stupid event in the first place.

That thought is cut short as they gasp out another vocal hitch, eyes watering and cherry red nose streaming, nostrils flaring wide again. A half choked sob of equal itchy desperation and humiliation escapes them as they give in to yet another "hahH'tchoo! MmhHahtchiew! NngXxtch'uhh!" spraying their jacket lapel yet again.

They sniffle pitifully as they finally make their way into the bathroom, away from all the stares. Reluctantly pulling their jacket away from their face, they take in their state of disarray- cords of mess connecting their nostrils to the sodden lapel of their jacket. The sniffle again, wiping away the mess with a paper towel.

After a productive, crackling blow followed by yet another sneeze into their wad of paper towels, they pull their phone out and call their partner. Being taken care of sounds much better than this, no matter the repercussions.

Whoopsie daisies this was more than I meant to write also I'm not really a writer so excuse the terrible craftsmanship lol

[delirious-delilah]

We need more things with sick characters being captured. Not just that they get sick while they’re captive, but characters who are sick before they’ve been taken. Especially characters that are usually stoic/badasses/hardasses/generally really competent at staying one step ahead of their enemies, so when they hit with a bad cold that’s so bad they can’t hide it, their enemies take it as a sign that that’s when they need to act! Because if they’re gonna succeed then they have to try when their opponent is already at such as disadvantage. And knowing they’re sick means they’re gonna be much easier to handle while being held captive too.

Basically I want to see competent characters with a horrible cold, tied or chained up in some bleak dusty forgotten room where they have no choice but to wait for rescue while they sneeze their head off.

And then get all the comfort they deserve with blankets, cuddles and tea, but first!!! They gotta be a little miserable in a dungeon bc somewhere!

[delirious-delilah]

A caretaker is showing one of their anxious patients how a thermometer works, and they call one of their friends over to demonstrate.

“See, it just goes under the tongue…”

They wait for the beep, then pull it out to examine it.

“And then I can see if you…oh.”

Instead of the healthy temperature that the caretaker was expecting, it seems their friend is running quite a fever themselves.

Come to think of it, they don’t look so good…

“Whad is…hhhh’TSHIEW!”

It seems like they now have two patients to take care of.

[delirious-delilah]

I just feel like sneezing is such a sweet kink, cause it’s like each sneeze is this lil gift that’ll make a snzfuckers insides light up. I can’t stop imagining being on top of a sweet, flustered snzfucker and just watching them be so completely engulfed in anticipation, their eyes twinkling with excitement, as they wait for me to sneeze again. I just really love the “again, do it again” aspect of it. Like how it’s quantifiable, it’s something that can build. It’s like little bolts of electricity and you just want another zap. Or a magic spell or something, like there’s been occasions where someone sneezing sent more physical sensation to my body than I’ve felt being touched

[delirious-delilah]

Me, after reading a specific piece of Whump I've been craving before bed:

[delirious-delilah]

this kink is so stupid im torn between posting like “please i just want to be loved and feel special i wish i was sick so someone would care for me” or “what if a guy being humiliated by wearing a too-short skirt had to sneeze but they couldnt cover bc their hands were too busy trying to keep the fabric in place” So im posting both. heres both.

[delirious-delilah]

anyone else been obsessed with whump from a young age? any scene when a character was sick, hurt or just generally being taken care of i would reread or rewatch it over and over again, and i would literally play the scene over and over again in my head to fall asleep at night

[delirious-delilah]

Not snz but just general whump

The idea of someone literally “waking up with a fever” is so sweet to me. Just imagine whumpee at their partners house, having a slight headache and a weird feeling in their throat, but thinking nothing of it, taking a nap with partner and blaming it on being tired. In a few hours, whumpee wakes up to partner placing a cold flannel to their forehead and whispering their name into their ear.

“Hey, you gotta wake up baby, you’re burning up. Why didn’t you tell me you weren’t feeling good?” In a hushed voice.

Whumpee lets their eyes close as partner feels their cheeks and embrace them again. They feel terrible, but maybe waking up sick was the perfect catalyst for the love and care they so desperately desired.

[delirious-delilah]

“Welcome back! Did you bring me anything from your trip?”

“Heh’tishhh! Snf Just a cold.”

[delirious-delilah]

cannot stop thinking about someone sneaking off to go have a private sneezing fit somewhere alone and then opening the door or stepping around the corner to find the person they caught a cold off of waiting for them, saying “i had a feeling you’d catch my cold. looks like i was right.” or something like that

[delirious-delilah]

the concept of rubbing someone's temples FOR them

hunched over a desk, hand propping up their cheek, half asleep with a sinus headache and their friend/partner comes over and coaxes them into laying down properly by trying to help relieve their headache

#holy molly im imagining my current crush doing that to me as i fall asleep today for sure jgfhskdbsks

[delirious-delilah]

"i'm so fucking sick of you-"

SICK????!!!??>#! *STARTS JAKING OFF*

[delirious-delilah]

i got really curious abt sneezing in zero gravity so i looked up if people have gotten sick while in space and

oh. oh my.

oh wow.

like hello. there is a Lot of potential here

[delirious-delilah]

me when it's raining in the same universe that some hot guy is in: wow i wonder if he goes outside and catches a cold

me when it's winter in the same universe that some hot guy is in: omg what if he doesn't bundle up and there's an au where being cold can make you catch a cold

me when some hot guy is near anything old: wow what if it's dusty and he's allergic and has to sneeze. au where he has to sneeze right now and is just hiding it

me when some hot guy lifts his hand or arm: omg what if he was preparing to cover a sneeze and then the sneeze went away? i'm sure it came back later off screen

me when a hot guy is in the same room as a flower or tree or bush or weed or growing plant at all: he probably has hay fever and is allergic to pollen and omg what if he sneezed

me when there is a box of tissues in the same room as a hot guy: i wonder what would happen if he needed one. would he grab it on his own? would someone bring him one? would he ask for it? how would he hold it? would he get there in time? leave the room? stow some for later? would anyone else take them for him? i know he has needed one at least once in his life and i wonder how he would sneeze if he had to sneeze

#literally me evety time i watch tv

[delirious-delilah]

cannot stop thinking about someone sneaking off to go have a private sneezing fit somewhere alone and then opening the door or stepping around the corner to find the person they caught a cold off of waiting for them, saying “i had a feeling you’d catch my cold. looks like i was right.” or something like that

[delirious-delilah]

don't you ever see a blorbo and wanna just-