deliriousismymainyt

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me: sees a tall white boy me @ myself: youre better than this

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FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

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gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)��� =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

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You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

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what slurs have you used

every morning i stand in front of my mirror and say all of them

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

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me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

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the yellow people are people who peed and didn’t wash their hands

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hmmm

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best life advice is to not fuck with people named after a month

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this is adorable!!