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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Tremendous congratters and all that.

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nothing could have ever prepared me for the day the walt disney company decided to tell me that charles xavier is canonically a puppy sub

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obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

#Attenborough completely ragging on that cat

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“...I preferred something more interesting.”

The Pirate Planet - season 16 - 1978

#Douglas Adams writing Doctor Who was peak

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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oh boy new x-men 97 I wonder if rogue's gonna choose between gambit or mag-

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Knock knock!

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MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES

3x04 : Blood & Money

#miss fishers murder mysteries

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MY MAN!

Gambit's VA said, "This look is iconic, fuck you."

#xmen 97

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These librarians sure as hell have a good sense of humor

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Phrynr Fisher & Jack Robinson

Prints available at Redbubble

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.