demonicchicken1121

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this is me all day

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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fun fact:

HOT PEOPLE CAN BE AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL/AROACE TOO

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ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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This machine kills AI

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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FNAF ruin ending in a nutshell

(Based off @/fallenchungus post)

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I mean Florida is just a teaser trailer to hell so he might as well move down there 🤷🏼

I think Spring trap tried to eat a dog once...

That's how he lost his arm...

So he sticks to cats since they're smaller and aren't able to defend themselves as well

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Me : I should go to bed

Also me after being sent this image :

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Thinking about the Undertale highlighted review quotes which are from 10/10 reviews but Toby Fox just quoted the things they said they didn’t like in it

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baby gators aren’t even that bad. Florida Man up Springtrap 🙄

I think Spring trap tried to eat a dog once...

That's how he lost his arm...

So he sticks to cats since they're smaller and aren't able to defend themselves as well

#I’m allowed to say this I’m Floridian #don’t @ me #we have gators living on our college campuses

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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha

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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable