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Happy May.

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The Shame-Faced Boulder Crab (Calappa pseudopetra) is a large species of rock-mimicking crustacean.

Found in beaches and cliffs, they use their inconspicuous appearance to blend in and patiently wait for prey to approach them. When the moment is right, they strike for the kill.

Due to their heavy exoskeleton, adult C. pseudopetra rarely move during their lifetimes. To avoid expending energy, they will let themselves be pushed by the tide to slowly move. They will only voluntarily leave their hiding spot once, as their final effort, to find a mate.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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a Metallica T-Shirt Club???

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Ran a suspiciously familiar set of colors tonight 👀

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Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.

-- John Muir

#gotta love john muirs quotes with beautiful scenery

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The night and the streets were ours and the future lay sparkling ahead. And we thought we would know each other forever.

-- Lorenzo Carcaterra, Sleepers

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

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James Hetfield with his Electra Flying V (Gibson knockoff!) & Dave Mustaine with his BC Rich in the original wood finish (pre-black paint job)

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The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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