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its all love baby

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the best part about being an artist is making the shit you want for yourself so pls enjoy my poster sketch based on this weeks episode bc i literally cannot stop thinking about it

this is gonna take forever to render but it will be so worth it

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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

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"YOURE THE MURDERER! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! YOURE SUCH A BITCH! YOURE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!"

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18/04/2024

mary ann introduces gorgug as her best friend to every person they meet

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I haven't seen it mentioned how huge of a flex it was for the Bad Kids to not only survive the Last Stand without anyone going down, but for Kristen to then immediately go "oh yeah, I can Plane Shift us out of here." Like not only did nobody die in the "your test is to die heroically" test, their healer never even cracked her 7th level spell slot. Wild.

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“maybe helio wouldn’t have let that happen.”

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the idea that, using CHRONOMANCY, arthur aguefort prerecorded a whole stadium full of illusory arthur agueforts with chest paint for the bad kids AND a congratulatory post-hoc message for being the first students to beat the last stand is so so deeply funny. bad kids break a record from the dawn of time and he’s not even going to put his vacation on hold to be around for it. world’s most principal of all time

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Pulling an 'Ally'

Rumble Road | The Last Stand

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Back at it again gang

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Adaine using her divination powers to help Fig crit? and not only that - she did it while reassuring Fig's identity. "you didn't make a mistake choosing paladin." she graduated from cuntyversity but her major was friendship

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where is she brennan. brennan where is she

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i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

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THAT WAS FOUR ROUNDS OF COMBAT.

There were lots of legendary actions and reactions and prepared actions but that was FOUR ROUNDS.

24 SECONDS plus a few minutes here and there to answer academic questions?

So IMAGINE that you transfer to a new school where your adventuring party just kills rats in the woods and then you’re the designated cleric for the popular kids in their Big Battle.

They’re crushing it. They’re unstoppable. It’s been 24 seconds of battle and they’ve obliterated every monster that appears. You lock eyes with their cleric, the Chosen One of your god who strayed from the light. Then you die.

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Brennan: There IS a math to being mad

Ayda, somewhere else in time: GREATEST WIZARD OF THIS AGE

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saw this shirt had to draw our favourite class president in it

She's living the dream (she might be hungover)

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take a walk with me. come with me. Ratgrinders side campaign? Ratgrinders full side campaign tonight perhaps?