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credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything

anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy

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A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and Abe Lincoln were assassinated. Though the cat hasn’t been seen in years, some say a set of paw prints in the floor by the Old Supreme Court Chamber are proof of its existence.

(Source, Source 2)

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anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

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Meirl

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Meirl

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Happy Birthday, Stevie!

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This woman loves her animals and it shows

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

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you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

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hello???

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