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Zkouška sirén

Zkouška sirén

Zkouška sirén

Právě probíhá zkouška sirén

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the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

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orlando (1992)

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whatever was left, that was ours for a while.

sunrise - louise glück

LizzieOrmian.redbubble.com

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stock animal

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I’m sorry. Your url is amazing. But you’re still a bot.

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I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

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you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

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scrunching my face real hard rn

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Okay but I love how in Czech republic every Christmas the tv programme looks like "fairy tale movie marathon where everyone waits to see like four specific fairy tales and doesn't care for the rest and the whole family brutally judges the new movie of the year, and then top it off with Collective Familial And Historical Trauma: The Movie"

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how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind

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major respect to whoever makes swing sets that are big enough for adults to use. those people have it right. swing sets are not for children they’re for adults having mental breakdowns