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@wardencommanderrodimiss

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How?

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#every time i see this its just long enough from the last time #so i forget the ending #and then bam #i get rock-em-sock-emd by the beautiful art

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When she's like 17 Larry starts selling trucy weed and phoenix's stance on the matter is he won't comment on it as long as he has plausible deniability but then Larry has to ask him to intervene because trucys haggling him down so low thats hes taking a loss on it

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I hate that I did and intricate frame for this, but it just looks better with a black square and I wasted hours of my life on it. Please enjoy the fruits of my suffering.

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Langworth is the funniest ace attorney ship ever created bc it implies that while Kristoph and Phoenix are engaged in 7 years of psychosexual warfare, Edgeworth is off in fantasy Hong Kong getting busy with interpol’s highest ranking furry

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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

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The problem with both of my parents, one of my siblings, and many of my friends being lawyers is that we do a lot of shop talk, often while chatting on the phone. And so it feels very natural to end a phone call with, "I think I'll file a motion on it. Okay. Before close of businesses today. Have a great day. Love you, bye."

Which is not the correct way to end a phone call with opposing counsel

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His silly rabbit

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the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

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promised a tier ranking! one day the tier ranking will come.

and im setting a REMINDER this year

Wait holy shit did I miss this blogs anniversary again? I also forgot what I promised last time mein gott

#last years tag did NOT age well #“hope i finish this before next anniversary” and then I am hit with the passage of time like a baseball bat #L + adhd + time blindness + spring semester + 18 credits (i am family guy death pose rn)

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Wait holy shit did I miss this blogs anniversary again? I also forgot what I promised last time mein gott

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two ends on a spectrum (^:

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happy it will be the ides of march in a matter of hours

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idk why i just rlly wanted to draw them all as normal office coworkers. worst workplace of all time

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Imagine you’re Miles Edgeworth. The one person in your life who has contributed most to you pulling yourself together and becoming the best version of yourself is disgraced and disbarred. He refuses monetary assistance but you still visit from time to time. He’s cagey about it, but he’s clearly keeping up with the law and he’s obviously got plans, but you’re just glad he’s driven toward something.

Then one day you’re walking down the hall in the court house and as you pass one of the court rooms you hear a familiar cry of “objection!” You think to yourself “that can’t be right, he’s disbarred,” but you can’t bring yourself to dismiss the feeling, so you enter the gallery.

And lo and behold, Phoenix Wright is on trial for murder. And he’s currently accusing one of his legal counsel of committing the crime.

You are at once filled with the desire to punch your friend in the face, and a strange sense of nostalgic comfort. The second feeling only increases the intensity of the first.

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apollo "get a job" justice