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Honestly I’m not suprised God. I hate drawing Lucifer 😭

This dummy meme based on photo:

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Do you think demons crack their joints?

It was a lazy, rainy evening in the Devildom. An oddly calm one. The residents of the House of Lamentation were gathered in the living room, mainly because that's where you were.

Beelzebub and Mammon were snacking and watching Leviathan play his handheld game. Asmodeus was browsing a magazine, Satan was browsing a book, and Lucifer was texting with Barbatos.

Belphegor had been dozing off on your shoulder for a while. It was hard to move under the demon's weight. You had been stuck in the same pose browsing your D.D.D. until he finally shifted, leaning back into the couch. You seized the opportunity to roll your shoulders and take a much needed stretch.

You lifted your arms. It felt great. Crack.

"What was that?" Satan asked, glancing up from his book.

"Beel probably sat on a chip," Mammon said. Levi snorted, too busy to take his eyes off the game but in agreement with Mammon for once.

"It wasn't me." Beelzebub stood up to prove his innocence, revealing no food under him.

"It was me," you said. "Just my back."

"Hon, what?" "Your what?" Asmodeus and Lucifer spoke at the same time, and both gave you a concerned look.

"My back? I just cracked it."

The demons sprung out of their seats like you had just cursed them. Levi's game system fell to the carpet. Since he was already standing, Beelzebub strode over and pulled the back of your shirt up, asking "does it hurt?"

Startled, you pulled the front of your shirt down for modesty. "Woah, hello? Excuse me? Uh, what?"

While everyone gathered to stare at your back, Belphegor was stirred awake. "What's going on?"

He went to lean on your shoulder again, but Mammon swatted him away. "Hey! Can't ya see they're injured?" he growled. Belphegor huffed at him, deciding instead to help hold your shirt up.

"Poor thing!" Asmo cooed. With one hand he grabbed your wrist, and with the other he made a peace sign. "Look at me, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"I'm fine. Everybody just chill." Despite your insistence, the panic had already set in and nobody was listening to you.

Leviathan was shaking. "T-that's not good, right? Humans aren't supposed to make those kind of sounds." He was covering his eyes with his hands squeamishly but peeking through his fingers to stare anyway. "A doctor! Are there any human doctors? Should we call Solomon?"

"Yes, somebody call Solomon," Lucifer commanded. "Where did the crack occur?" He started gently prodding around your spine, making you squirm.

Satan tried to bump Lucifer's hand away from you while placing himself in Lucifer's spot. "Can't you see they don't like that? You're making it worse."

"Deep breaths," Mammon instructed you, breathing deeply in and out. He seemed on the brink of hyperventilation himself.

Lucifer refused to budge, but Satan persisted. He was now also poking you. "The damage isn't visible yet, but there could be internal bleeding. You have to lay down."

Belphegor scooted over to make more room, despite your protest of "I'm not going to move, nothing is wrong."

Asmodeus managed to already get Solomon on the phone. You couldn't hear him over Asmo's worried shrieks but knew he had to be laughing. Solomon was not going to let you forget this incident.

Beel, Lucifer, and Satan moved to try and pick you up but enough was enough. "I said I'm fine!! Everybody stay!"

The seven went crashing to the floor, finally allowing you to cover up. "I am fine! I'm fine! See!" You stood up dramatically and grabbed Asmo's D.D.D. to apologize to a snickering Solomon.

The demons were annoyed and concerned as they tried to pick themselves up. "If you're so fine, then explain that noise," Satan said.

"Humans just do that from time to time."

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This holiday season, Innocence will finally be released! If you loved Seduce Me the Otome, you may find your heart swell for Diana and Saero once again in this prequel!

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No cause you're so right... I want to fucking gnaw on his horns

Tbh, I feel like he would be the type of man to enjoy having his lip bit.

Also, don't tell my boyfriend this but he isn't the only one with teeth marks on his hips.

IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO EXPOSE SKIN THEN YOU PLAN TO BE BITTEN BY ME THATS JUST HOW IT IS

I want to chew on him so fuckign badly

#seduce me demon war #seduce me the demon war #seduce me the otome #seduce me #seduce me erik #erik anderson

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A prequel is coming…

#SHUT THE FUCK UP #HELL YEAH #NEW CONTENT #Oh god #I just remembered that she saw my tiktok account #Oh no

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Mika: Sam, why did you like a picture of me from a year ago?

Sam: I sneezed

Mika: You sneezed... and commented 'Damn mamas' on every single one of my pictures?

Sam: I have the flu

#seduce me #seduce me sam #seduce me the otome #seduce me the demon war #seduce me demon war

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

MICHAELA LAWS FOUND MY TIKTOK ACCOUNT WHERE IVE BEEN HORNY POSTING ABOUT THE BOYS

I WILL NOW BE SELF DESTRUCTING THANK YOU

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We just gonna act like this doesn't exist for Matthew?

the incuboys as reaction pics/vids (part 2)

♤ sam

¤matthew

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Sam: Pros and cons of dating me.

Sam: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Sam: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

#seduce me sam #seduce me #seduce me the demon war #seduce me the otome #seduce me 2 the demon war

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I've made a horrible mistake

#seduce me erik #seduce me sam #seduce me #seduce me matthew #seduce me the otome #seduce me the demon war #seduce me demon war

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For once a picrew didn't have anything that looked a lot like me which is definitely new because I look very generic...

@fruxtylxna0214 @river-water04

I made a picrew chain! (dw it's poc friendly it also has hijabs c:)

tags: @officialdaydreamer00 @i-like-forgs @twistwonderlanddevotee @azulashengrottospiano @silvers-numberonefan

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I'm horny on my tiktok 24/7 everyone already knows.

Even attempt to talk to me and I'm like "Okay but really quick... Have you heard of Seduce Me The Otome?"

It's not a secret, I posted 21 videos in 15 days talking about Seduce Me

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

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Everyone knows that all the smto brothers have some kind of baggage. How would you say "I can fix him" and how would say "I can make him worse" for each of them?

Like, for James I would fix him by forcing him to have time for himself but I would make him worse by calling him "My lord"

Erik, I would fix him by giving him the motherly love he deserved but never got and make him worse by letting him call me mommy.

Sam, I would fix him by assuring him that I don't see him as a brute or a monster and make him worse by telling him about my teratophilia.

Matthew, I would fix him by relying on him for things that I could do easily enough but it makes him feel important. I would make him worse by using primarily childish pet names, ie baby, baby boy, cutiepie

Damien... I feel too bad about making him worse.

…. 🫣😳😮‍💨

I have no words.

But I do agree with all of the above statements… so you win.

Especially the Sam one- like I know he’s my fav but if he knew how much of a monster fucker I am. He’d be reconsidering things 🫠

Like I played that game because they were “monsters” then got disappointed at their incubi designs cause they weren’t monstrous enough 😩

Also please feel free to drop some more hot tales in my inbox cause this was great

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I want to chew on him so fuckign badly

#seduce me demon war #seduce me the demon war #seduce me the otome #seduce me #seduce me erik #erik anderson

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PLEASE TAKE MY QUIZ IM BEGGING

#seduce me the otome #seduce me #seduce me the demon war #seduce me demon war #seduce me damien #seduce me james #seduce me matthew #seduce me erik #seduce me sam #smto

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Low quality meme of a VN i can't get over with- 🤧 Bruh the game is 5 years old

Idk where to put damien;;

#I am in fact losing my mind again #And by that I mean that I am hyperfixating on Seduce Me Again #So looks like I wont be shutting up abt this gake any time soon

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Wtf is wrong with him