devils-little-sista

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idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.

FUCKING IPOD.

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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“Why did you leave me?”

can you hear me crying?

the way annabeth thought percy had abandoned her like everyone else

… girl he fell into tartarus for you, he would never leave you

NEVER

rick was evil for that

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just saw someone call d-cups small. in what world

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"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

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#sometimes I wonder why my throat kinda moves like it want to speak but I’m not speaking I’m just thinking things

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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the moon will sing a song for me i loved you like the sun!

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#multiple of these #dogs cats bears mostly #with a few bunnies and monkeys and turtles

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The abandoned child you’ve taken in sleeps on your lap as the god who gave you immortality softly warns you. “This will hurt.”

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I swear I am going to start a seminar in How to Exist in Public. We do not block our coworker from getting their food out of one microwave while waiting for our food in the other microwave. We do not walk four carts abreast through the grocery store, nor do we park our cart next to an end cap and wander off to another aisle. We do not start making a left turn we will not be able to complete, thereby bringing the entire intersection to a screeching halt. We do not stop dead in the middle of the hallway to answer a text. We live in a society.

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Jason: So all I have to do is wake up a half hour earlier than normal, conveniently position myself near his cabin, and that way he has to walk right by me each morning. Easy! :)

Leo, amused: Stop stalking Nico.

Jason, defensively: I’m not stalking!

Jason: I’m establishing friendship.

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Reactive dog coded to me

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#smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash smash sm #i just misspelled smash every single time I typed it and auto correct was a saving grace for once in its miserable life