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*collapses on you guys*

FINALS ARE OVER. IM HOME. IM FREE.

#dobby has been given a sock #⟦ ✟ Is ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ? ⟧ ⇒ ( ooc. )

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"If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you hate them, be sure to tell them 'fuck you' at every possible opportunity."

          “When have I ever not lived my life by those rules?”

#⟦ ✟ Tʜᴇy sᴀy ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏwʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏus ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ⟧ ⇒ ( asks. ) #⟦ ✟ I ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴄʀuᴅᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ suᴄᴄᴇss. ⟧ ⇒ ( meme answers. )

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         “You’re right. I'd probably take out a second place but everything in New York seems to have an abundance of windows. Basement apartments aren’t exactly in high supply, and in New York they’re always full of rats. So sloppy cliched hotel it is. Why? What kind of place do you have?”

      “It’s like they wanted to play into EVERY last bad vampire stereotype at once. Honestly, I’m surprised you can manage to live here. I’d move, regardless of the war. If you’re going to die, at least die with a respectable home to your name.”

#mikaelsiin #invite me over kol xoxoxo #⟦ ✟ Evᴇʀyᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs sᴇɴsᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ⟧ ⇒ ( convos. )

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Raphael actually has a lot of respect for Clary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#she blackmailed him and yelled at him #oops thats what it takes to impress him #⟦ ✟ Iᴅɪᴏsyɴᴄʀᴀsɪᴇs ʙuɪʟᴅ ɪɴᴛɪᴍᴀᴄy. ⟧ ⇒ ( minicanon. )

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        “Maybe even two slices, because let’s  face it one is never enough. It’s like potato chips,” Raphael smirked. 

At the moment Raphael didn’t care much about actually bringing the pizza back to  the party, he just wanted to get the younger teenager somewhere safe.Preferably uneaten. 

“So pizza?” Raphael asked, gesturing behind him towards the entrance.

“Oh, well I guess that’s good then. As for the  pizza run though, would I be allowed to take  a slice for tagging along? 

I uh, I don’t have any cash or anything, but like you said, you’d get to have my charmingly  awkward personality as company.”

#blindednephilim #⟦ ✟ Evᴇʀyᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs sᴇɴsᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ⟧ ⇒ ( convos. ) #YES prepare to be big brothered

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Raphael muttering in a corner: Dios mio, this fledgling is trying to kill me.

Simon: Raphael!

Raphael: What?

Simon: How do I look in your suit?

Raphael: @DIOS I AM A GOOD CATHOLIC I DON'T DESERVE THIS

#i mean honestly #⟦ ✟ Is ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ? ⟧ ⇒ ( ooc. )

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         “Let’s just say it we didn’t go with my choice of interior decorator. I would have gone for something.... less decrepit. Actually there’s really no reason for me not to renovate or pick a new place besides you know, the impending war. Nice to know you have confidence in my taste though.”

@devoutvampire​ gets a thing

      “You know, I expected better living conditions from a vampire with your tastes. I mean, really? REALLY?”

#mikaelsiin #⟦ ✟ Evᴇʀyᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs sᴇɴsᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ⟧ ⇒ ( convos. )

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it’s been an hour and there is literally nothing online for me to watch the ep. 

#ME TOO

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#⟦ ✟ Wᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴏᴜʀ ᴠɪɴᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ. ⟧ ⇒ ( magnus. ) #temp alec tag #YELLS OOC

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shreiks i saw a gif of it i saw a gif and im dying im dying

#⟦ ✟ Is ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ? ⟧ ⇒ ( ooc. ) #SCREAMS #THEY DID IT THEY DID IT

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"You can't open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me."

                 ❧ gamegrumps starter meme (accepting)

      “You don’t know a damned thing, Simon Lewis. You assume that I’m not trying to look out for you or help you, but I’ve been where you are. All of us have. You’ve got to face the fact that you’ve had it easy. Most vampire transitions end with much more tragedy and bloodshed than yours. When I was turned I killed the vampire that turned me and every one of my best friends. Clary is still alive and relatively safe. Just think on that.”

#HE MAD #remembcr #⟦ ✟ Tʜᴇy sᴀy ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏwʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏus ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ⟧ ⇒ ( asks. ) #⟦ ✟ I ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴄʀu��ᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ suᴄᴄᴇss. ⟧ ⇒ ( meme answers. )

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truth time --- I’m actually like 5 episodes behind on shadowhunters i’ve been waiting until the wedding episode so I can marathon it without the anxiety about malec

#⟦ ✟ Is ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ? ⟧ ⇒ ( ooc. )

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"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say:'What am I willing to put up with today? Not. Fucking. THIS.'"

             ❧gamegrumps starter meme (accepting)

      “I can’t believe I’m the person telling you this but you need to calm down, Lightwood.”

#firstlighted #⟦ ✟ Tʜᴇy sᴀy ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏwʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏus ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ⟧ ⇒ ( asks. ) #⟦ ✟ I ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴄʀuᴅᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ suᴄᴄᴇss. ⟧ ⇒ ( meme answers. )

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"You can't open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me."

            ❧ gamegrumps starter meme (accepting)

     “Well it’s not as if I received an in tact copy of the book. You can’t be mad at me for not knowing your life and then turn around and not tell me anything about it!”

#mikaelsiin #⟦ ✟ Tʜᴇy sᴀy ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏwʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏus ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ⟧ ⇒ ( asks. ) #⟦ ✟ I ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴄʀuᴅᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ suᴄᴄᴇss. ⟧ ⇒ ( meme answers. ) #does he sound like a whiny boyfriend in this i think he does why are you the way you are raph

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"You fucking assgoblin!"

            ❧ gamegrumps starter meme (accepting)

     “You know what, I’m not even mad. That was so insulting it was impressive.”

#is he being sarcastic? there's no way to know #dangerovspassion #⟦ ✟ Tʜᴇy sᴀy ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴋɴᴏwʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏus ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ⟧ ⇒ ( asks. ) #⟦ ✟ I ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴄʀuᴅᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ suᴄᴄᴇss. ⟧ ⇒ ( meme answers. )

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#⟦ ✟ Tʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ; ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛᴀʀy. ⟧ ⇒ ( music. )

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Starter Sentences - Game Grumps Edition

"You LIED to me!"

"If you die in the game, you die for real."

"First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess."

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'What am I willing to put up with today? Not. Fucking. THIS.'"

"I wanna take her to the grand canyon, fuck her, and then throw her in."

"After months of practice with sexual humiliation, I think I'm finally ready for..mom."

"You can't open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me."

"You say 'tomato', I say 'what are you doing in my house?'"

"I still want to be your friend, even if you're not a dinosaur."

"If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you hate them, be sure to tell them 'fuck you' at every possible opportunity."

"Just me naked with your cat on me and no one else around. Dream scenario."

"That train has sailed."

"Don't be afraid to call yourself an artist."

"I'd fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me."

"You're like a turtle, but with a top hat!"

"You fucking assgoblin!"

"It's my favourite day of the week! Wednes..turday."

"Don't count your chickens before they egg."

"If I'm dead, you're.. bread."

"No conditioner is powerful enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within."

"I'm a poet and I'm going to take my pants off now."

#⟦ ✟ Wʜᴀᴛ ᴏғ suɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɴᴏw ɴᴏ wɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴀys? ⟧ ⇒ ( memes. )