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The people of pelican town live happy, uninteresting lives, completely unaware that 300 metres below their feet, the Farmer is screaming like a banshee as they sprint through the abandoned mine system, slaughtering otherworldly creatures like they're the main character in DOOM Eternal

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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

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oc asks: not-so-nice edition

alone: How does your OC deal with loneliness? Have they ever been completely alone before? How do they act when there's no one around to see them?

betrayal: Has your OC ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust? Has your OC ever betrayed someone who trusted them?

bound: Has your OC ever been imprisoned or captured? What happened? How did they get out? Did the experience leave any scars?

break: What would cause your OC to break down completely? What do they look like when that happens? Has anyone ever seen them at their lowest?

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

failure: What's your OC's greatest failure? Have they been able to move past it? Does anyone else know about it?

fear: What is your OC's greatest fear? What do they do when confronted with it? Are they open with their fear, or do they hide it away?

future: What's the worst possible future for your OC? Are they taking steps to avoid that outcome? Are they even aware it's a possibility?

ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?

guilt: What is your OC guilty about? How do they handle their guilt? Do they try to avoid guilt, or do they accept it?

hate: What does your OC hate? Why? How do they act towards the object of their hatred?

heartbreak: Have they ever had a relationship that ended badly? Experienced some other kind of heartbreak? What happened?

hide: What does your OC hide? Why do they hide it?

hunt: Who or what is your OC hunted by? A person, a feeling, a past mistake? Is your OC able to let their guard down, or are they constantly alert?

mask: Does your OC wear a mask, literally or figuratively? What goes on beneath it? Is there anyone in their life who gets to see who they are under the mask?

midnight: What keeps your OC up at night? Do they have nightmares? Fears? Anxieties? What do they do in the small hours of the morning when they should be sleeping?

mistake: What's the worst mistake your OC ever made? What led to them making it? Have they been able to fix it? How have they moved on?

monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?

nightmare: What does your OC have nightmares about? How do they deal with their nightmares? Do they tell people, or keep it to themself?

pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?

secret: What's one secret your OC never wants anyone to know about them?

skin: How comfortable is your OC in their skin? Do they grapple with anything that lives inside them—a beast, a curse, a failure, a monster? How do they face the smallest, weakest, most horrible version of themself? Are they able to acknowledge it at all?

torture: Has your OC ever been tortured? Would your OC ever torture someone else?

wound: How does your OC handle being wounded? Are their wounds mostly physical? Mental? Emotional? What's the worst wound your OC has ever experienced?

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🩷 *Talks a lot*

💜 *Likes to listen*

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❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

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unsuspecting civilian: ahhh how nice is it to be able to sit down after a long day and play stardew. what a relaxing and calming game–

[enter: THE SERPENT]

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Imagine you live in pelican town. The new farmer has been here a couple weeks now and seems to be settling in, except... He's picking the weirdest friend choices. Like sure it's not weird to befriend the local fisherman, especially when he has an interest in fishing himself, but you're pretty sure you've seen him rooting through the Saloon's garbage with the local homeless man. As well, he keeps harassing the poor guy who works at Joja even though you KNOW he doesn't want to be friends with him.

And since you're on the topic of weirdness, isn't it odd he seemingly runs everywhere at a full sprint? Or just... Eats entire raw fish while fishing for "energy reasons"...

...

Despite all that, it's too early to call him off putting or anything... He has been engaging in town traditions, and he's started helping out with the old community centre. He's probably like the rest of you. Someone with a few quirks, that will fit in with the valley great!

Surely he can't get any weirder... Right?

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Tomorrow we're all getting together for the Flower Dance. If you can find a partner, you might even want to participate in the dance yourself! STARDEW VALLEY (2016) dev. ConcernedApe

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... grandpa??

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Seeing your favorite sdv bachelor/ette on a new save file where you have vowed to marry someone different this time

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✩ some drawings of my stardew sona !💜✨

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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

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Please perceive her. 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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Winter ❄

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Stardew valley chickens as icons but cute pastel space edition 🌟💖 Free to use. Etsy ~ Redbubble