me when I say 'it is what it is'
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
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just scrolling through a random catholic’s blog and this one had me burst out laughing
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it
if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe
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had a dream i posted a poll to this blog that was like 'DECIDE MY FUTURE' and the options were 'banishment' 'beheading' 'sent to sea' 'become medieval reenactor' 'titanic' and i was out front trying to desperately rally for being sent to sea when everyone kept voting beheading
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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
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if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big
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