“Hey...you hidden all those eggs yet? I’ve got two eager Tots down here ready to find some candy and possibly a set of Cucky-Keys! Besides, one of them is packing some heavy doody in their Pampers and both are due for a change, so the sooner we get this egg hunt done the better... must have been those pre-hunt chocolates we made with Coco-Lax.”
“It’s a good thing they’re getting a changed soon... because there’s couple more eggs that need to be hidden and I’d like to avoid working through a muddy swamp! Just a reminder, the first one to find the golden Cuck-Key egg with the correct key gets unlocked for a whole day... while the other will receive an additional 5 months added without any release. I think they’re ready for you both now and happy hunting.” (What neither knows is that the golden egg does contain “A” key.... just not the one they’re hoping for. Once they realize its doesn’t fit, they’ll both in a for a long “frustrating” stretch...oh well, at least there's candy!”) 😈
Sometimes you're just a helpless rubber worm. But best to not have fragile rubber against rough concrete walls. Much better to have the worm captive in a nice cage or padded cell!