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Wed 15th Jan 2020

Out of complete and utter laziness I ate a pasta salad from work today, literally wiped out half my calories for the day. I did sleep in all morning though before I left the house so at least half the day was already gone before I ate. Was really hungry before bed though so I was stuck eating porridge, a rice cake and 2 slices of corned beef. I clearly don’t have taste buds. I’ve bought those Pinch of Nom cookbooks everyone is raving on about though so from tomorrow I’m gonna start cooking actual meals to eat instead of eating shite.

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Tue 14th Jan 2020

My last full day off before I go back to work so I’ve done nothing but chill for the entire day. Couldn’t be bothered to make any actual meals so I’ve just snacked on jellies and rice cakes throughout the day and used the bulk of my calories on rice with scrambled egg and some crumpets before bed.

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Mon 13th Jan 2020

Fully back in the swing today and you know how I know this? Cos I ate porridge for breakfast. Tried them Kallo chocolate covered rice cakes as well and MY GOD, best thing ever! And finally, I saved enough calories through the day to have one of my favourite meals, tomato pasta with mozzarella.

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Sun 12th Jan 2020

Fully recovered from my hangover but still shattered cos I’ve not had a lot of sleep the last couple of days so I slept in til the afternoon and ended up napping in the evening. Ate a Pot Noodle when I woke up out of laziness and wasted most of my calories on it. Used the rest on some rice and mashed up corned beef (don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!) and a jelly.

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Sat 11th Jan 2020

I’ve spent the entire day literally hanging out of my arse and eating everything in sight. Been to Greggs, had a meal deal, picked at shite and devoured a Chinese. Dread to think how many calories I’ve consumed. No more drinking this year unless it’s an actual occasion. Getting fully back on calorie control tomorrow!

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Fri 10th Jan 2020

Weight: 13st 13lbs

A whole week of feeling hungry! I did tell myself I wanted to lose at least 3lbs in my first week so I’m pleased I’ve managed that. Don’t think I would’ve coped if I didn’t lose anything. Don’t feel or look any different but I suppose the scales don’t lie. I am however going out for a mates birthday today, all the bait and all the cocktails kind of out. So I’m not even gonna pretend this entire weekend isn’t gonna be a total write off. I won’t be counting calories today, let’s just assume it’ll be WAY more than 1000kcal.

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Thu 9th Jan 2020

Day 7 and all I can think about is weighing myself tomorrow. Unintentionally didn’t have a lot of calories today. Still managed to eat my way through some porridge, a can of Monster, a bag of popcorn, 2 Lotus biscoff biccies and a bowl of kidney beans, smashed tortilla chips and salsa and at bed time I was still left with 144kcal so I ate a handful of Haribo. Maybe this dieting stuff isn’t so hard after all? Did I mention it’s weigh day tomorrow!

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Wed 8th Jan 2020

Actually really proud of myself today, didn’t realise I could have so much self control. Went to Pizza Hut for dinner with my dad and could’ve easily went wild but instead I ordered myself a small pizza, ate 4 out of 6 slices, ordered no sides and drank water to keep the calories down. Even turned down a Costa later on as well since I’d pretty much used up my daily allowance on those 4 little slices of heaven.

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Tue 7th Jan 2020

Spent the entire day sitting in the walk in centre absolutely foaming about NHS waiting times. My first opportunity to eat something was after 6pm. Scranned 2 Pot Noodle’s then spent my remaining calories on a hot chocolate before bed to cheer me up. What a shitter of a day.

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Mon 6th Jan 2020

Cut it really close with calories today. Had a crap day at work and ate unnecessary shit. Spent the rest of my night willing myself to fall asleep so I’d stop thinking about food. I’d happily stab someone for a crisp right now.

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Sun 5th Jan 2020

Woke up late today so I wasn’t at home long before I had to leave for work. Forced a bowl of porridge and a latte down my neck and off I popped. On the plus side I was so busy at work I didn’t really have time to eat so when I got home I still had like 600kcal left for the day! Used the rest of them calories on pasta and ice cream. Instand mood lifter!

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Sat 4th Jan 2020

Day 2. Still fat. Still hungry. Filling the food void with cigarettes to get me through the day. Porridge and a Pot Noodle on the menu again today. Exilherating stuff. Did manage to squeeze 2 Milky Bar yoghurts and half a Kinder Bueno into my day and stay under 1000kcal though.

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Fri 3rd Jan 2020

Weight: 14st 2lbs

So it’s a week until I get paid again, which in my world means I’m on the bones of my arse and can’t afford to eat. So this week my diet will consist mainly of porridge, Pot Noodle’s and whatever else I can find in the fridge or the cupboards. It’s highly unlikely I will attempt any form of exercise any time soon because I love making excuses not to. It’s the thought that counts though, right?

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So what’s all this about?

So basically it’s 2020 and I’m sick of being a roly poly so I’m gonna do something about it! I’m your average 30 something year old lass who’s let herself go and this is gonna be a brutally honest account of me tracking what I do, what I eat and how I feel. I’ll not be pretending I’m some sort of athlete, cos I’m not, or that I live on shit like avocado on toast, cos I also don’t. Oh and if bad language offends you I probably wouldn’t follow this account.