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Jayme Ringleb, from "Nemean Lion"

#{ i frutti proibiti sono i più dolci; musings }

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COCK!!!! BALL TASTE!!!!

Now that I have your attention, I forgot what I really wanted to say.

#{ ic } #{ open } #nsfw mention #no explanation just homosexuality

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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

#{ o la va o la spacca; cicicore } #cicicore

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Just because I've been isolated for a few months doesn't mean that the adoration I'm supposed to receive has to stop. Is this anarchy? Tell me how cute I am so I can feed you Easter lunch.

#{ ic } #{ open } #i am trying so hard to get back into the writing mood #cici said : who up who want me?

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What would my muse get canceled for on Twitter?

#{ ask memes } #Fare La Coda

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╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : The Stanley Parable a set of starter prompts, all from the ultra deluxe version of the game !

❝ i hope your friends find this concerning. ❞ ❝ well, i've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. you're dead. ❞ ❝ i guarantee you can't do any worse than the person who came before you. ❞ ❝ this is your bucket. this is your companion and lifelong friend. ❞ ❝ go on, [ name ] ! lay into it ! really tell the broom closet off for its demeaning comments ! ❞ ❝ i've got you something which i think will help settle this debate once and for all. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , can you still hear me ? are you with me ? ❞ ❝ maybe you're the problem ! ❞ ❝ yes, this is certainly the most logical explanation. ❞ ❝ remember, no reward for collecting all of these. only the intrinsic pleasure of a job well done. ❞ ❝ the truth was that, at the end of the hall, [ name ] would meet a violent death. ❝ what use is a sense of ease when you're about to be crushed to death ? ❞ ❝ now ride the lift all the way to the top. there's something up there i need you to do. ❞ ❝ [ name ] chose not to think about this obvious fact. ❞ ❝ lately, i've been concerned about them. wouldn't you be concerned, as well ? ❞ ❝ i want to say something to them, but i don't know how i can convince them. ❞ ❝ you know, once upon a time, it was me they took orders from ! me they trusted and listened to ! ❞ ❝ wait, [ name ] , i've just realized. that's what i've been working on for the sequel. how did you get your hands on it ? isn't this the preview to the sequel ? how do you have it already ? this makes no sense at all. ❞ ❝ i don't remember doing that at all. you're seeing things all out of order. ❞ ❝ none of them are ready yet ! i'm still developing them ! ❞

❝ we all want more of the things we love, and we're all afraid of change, which is what makes sequels so popular. ❞ ❝ new ideas are dangerous, [ name ] , and they can lead to early aging. ❞ ❝ next up, it's time to blackmail the press. ❞ ❝ a single egg will produce over a thousand cows, which are of course the sequel to pigs. ❞ ❝ you don't want thoughtful and nuanced answers to complex questions. you just want to chew bubblegum and cheat at hopscotch. ❞ ❝ i was right ! the problem is you ! ❞ ❝ a normal person would have said, " yep, that's an infinite hole right there, goes on forever until the end of time, don't need to see it all " , but not you ! ❞ ❝ what exactly is it ? well, i haven't quite figured that part out yet. ❞ ❝ it should have alarmed them, of course, because buckets can't talk. ❞ ❝ to be honest, i just sort of put this one in here as a gimme, but i was starting to get concerned that even this might be too much for you. ❞ ❝ i'm too confused to even sort it out. i've lost all sense of perspective. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i can't keep doing this. i'm losing myself, and myself was all i ever had to begin with. ❞ ❝ oh, this is wonderful news, we're not buckets ! ❞ ❝ i actually feel much more at ease now. ❞ ❝ it's delightful to get some clarity on that issue. ❞ ❝ if you run into anyone else, maybe don't mention that. who knows what that information might do to a person ? ❞ ❝ we've come together here because we care about you, very much. ❞ ❝ it's just sequel content ! we're the ones that matter ! classic characters from the first game ! ❞

❝ no, wait . . . where are you going ? ❞ ❝ wasn't it the most intrinsically fulfilling moment of your entire life ? didn't it fill you to the brim with inner richness ? ❞ ❝ you continue to surprise me in all sorts of mundane, unremarkable ways. ❞ ❝ i spent a lot of time making that, but it's eight minutes i wouldn't have spent on anything else. ❞ ❝ the past is truly a wonderful thing. why does anyone ever choose to leave it ? ❞ ❝ it's your story, now; shape it to your heart's desires. ❞ ❝ alright. i'm in a good mood, and you're going to die anyway. i'll tell you exactly what happened. ❞ ❝ i have to say this, though : this version of events has been rather amusing. watching you try to make sense of everything, and take back the control wrested away from you — it's quite rich. ❞ ❝ oh dear me. what's the matter, [ name ] ? is it that you have no idea where you're going or what you're supposed to be doing right now ? ❞ ❝ this is not a challenge. it's a tragedy. ❞ ❝ what do you say ? should we go forward with this plan ? ❞ ❝ they never found freedom, because they spent the rest of their lives here in this place flipping through livestreams of the silliest birds imaginable. ❞ ❝ it was a shame, the death of such a magnificent bucket. it's true that all buckets are radiant in their own way, but this one stood above the rest. it was a glorious bucket to behold. ❞ ❝ will you turn a blind eye and continue to live as you were, in ignorance and darkness ? ❞

❝ who knows where it will go off to next ? oh, and it plays some silly music as well. ❞ ❝ don't you remember all those great jokes from the original dialogue ? ❞ ❝ that's all it knows ! that is its singular personality trait ! ❞ ❝ you had so much potential. we were going to do such marvelous things with you. tell such spellbinding stories about you. all of it's squandered now. ❞ ❝ alright, have you seen everything you wanted to ? ready to move on now ? ❞ ❝ i can feel it in my soul. it's going to work. ❞ ❝ you do realize there's no choice of anything in here, right ? ❞ ❝ trust the completionist instinct. ❞ ❝ [ name ] was in such a rush to get through the story as quickly as possible that they didn't even have a single minute to just let the narrator talk. ❞ ❝ when every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same. ❞ ❝ oh, look at these two. how they wish to destroy one another. how they wish to control one another. how they both wish to be free. ❞ ❝ can you see ? can you see how much they need one another ? ❞ ❝ as long as you move forward, you'll be walking someone else's path. stop now, and it will be your only true choice. ❞ ❝ wha — really ? i was in the middle of something, do you have zero consideration for others ? ❞ ❝ are you that convinced that i want something bad to happen to you ? ❞ ❝ oh, thank god, you are willing to listen to me. ❞ ❝ oh, it's beautiful, isn't it ? if we just stay right here, right in this moment, with this place — [ name ] , i think i feel . . . happy. i actually feel happy. ❞

#{ ask memes }

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╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Random Dialogue Prompts a set of original, generic, random dialogue starter prompts !

❝ sorry, i didn’t realize you could hear me. ❞ ❝ you need to stop interrupting my monologues. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize you could hear my inner monologues. ❞ ❝ who invited them ? ❞ ❝ who invited you ? ❞ ❝ well, well, look what the cat dragged in. ❞ ❝ you look dreadful. ❞ ❝ this is probably a terrible idea. ❞ ❝ who came up with this idea ? i have some strong words for them. ❞ ❝ that sounds like a ‘ you ’ problem. ❞ ❝ you’ve got to be joking. ❞ ❝ complaints are to be sent to the complaints department. no, that’s not the trash can, what are you talking about ? ❞ ❝ if you ask me, i’m a very trustworthy person. ❞ ❝ have i ever steered you wrong ? ❞ ❝ what could possibly go wrong ? ❞ ❝ how does getting ice cream sound right now ? ❞ ❝ no, we’re not getting takeout on the way home. ❞ ❝ i don’t know how much ice cream it will take to drown my sorrows, but it will probably be a lot. ❞ ❝ do you hear yourself ? ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? ❞ ❝ if i wake up to find that every cabinet and door in the house is open, that probably means it’s haunted, right ? ❞ ❝ i told myself not to spend all my money in one place, yet here i am. ❞ ❝ i saw the plushie and i had to have it, i’m sorry. would you like to give them a hug ? ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i’d probably listen to it. ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i probably wouldn’t listen to it. ❞ ❝ daisy chain making is so much harder than the stories make it seem. ❞ ❝ do you believe in miracles ? ❞ ❝ i’ve been waiting for so long to hear you say that. ❞ ❝ i missed you, you know. ❞ ❝ were you always this ( handsome / beautiful ) ? i think you’ve been holding out on me. ❞ ❝ if you’re always looking for the darkness, you’ll never find the light. ❞ ❝ magic is all around us. it always has been. ❞ ❝ shh. do you hear that ? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to bother you. ❞ ❝ are you busy ? i need to talk to you. ❞ ❝ here, let me hold you. i’ll protect you. ❞ ❝ look, a shooting star ! did you make a wish ? ❞ ❝ i’m here, okay ? i’m here. it’s alright. you’re safe with me. ❞ ❝ i didn’t know that you could sing. ❞

#{ ask memes } #need distractions so badly bro

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#{ o la va o la spacca; cicicore } #cicicore

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How do you keep your hair smelling so nice?

The trick is to make sure what you put in your body smells just as nice. I eat a lot of fruits—mostly strawberries and oranges—so a lot of the natural oils I make are going to be sweeter... that's true when it comes to my hair, too!

After learning how to extract amygdalin from big seeds to taste, I thought that creating my own concentrated strawberry oil would also be a good idea. I mix it into hair care products and moisturisers and wash every like, four days or so.

Anyone who wants to come take a whiff of my hair, come on over. Like—hold my head and stick your nose right into my scalp. I like being told I smell delicious.

#{ ic } #anonimo #domande #{ domande e risposte } #{ non si vive di solo pane; headcanons } #this is a dangerous individual

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by Anne Spratt

#{ ti sta a pennello; aesthetics and photography }

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A sunset will tint your dreams.

Photo by Mauro Scalabroni

#{ ti sta a pennello; aesthetics and photography }

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#{ ti sta a pennello; aesthetics and photography }

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Do you consider yourself a kind person?

I don't, not genuinely, but I try to come off as kind. I want people to think that I'm kind and safe, even though I don't feel like I am.

Maybe I am, maybe I am inherently kind, but I lean into the self-serving perception that I'm not... I could also just be full of shit!

#{ ic } #domande #{ domande e risposte } #anonimo

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Excellent! I have this crazy idea for my next art piece but what I need is at the bottom of the lake.

I..... Suppose I can make something, if I am given enough time

#paperworkanddogs #{ ic }

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Is a few days enough time?

I..... Suppose I can make something, if I am given enough time

#paperworkanddogs #{ ic }

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

#{ o la va o la spacca; cicicore } #cicicore

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Quiet solace but it is indescribable, the amount of significance being given the permission to touch him has. A reminder that at least in this moment, things are good between them. He can give to Carlino the affection he deserves and not fear rejection. They are safe, they can continue to orbit closer and closer.

His hands move through auburn, feeling hair strands against the soft flesh of his fingers; the tips of them running along Carlino's scalp, much like Cici does when he's petting his own cat during periods of high anxiety. "... Just stay. That's all I want."

And it's true. Cici doesn't need money, nor favours or gifts or acts of service. It is overdue his turn to give that out freely and he wants Carlino to take, take, take until he's sick of it.

"Hah... you'd think with three jobs I wouldn't have the time but I do. I will. I'll make time. Patatino merita tutto quello che posso dare. Do you like oil, acrylic, watercolour, or gouache?"

「 ❊ The touch to his head has Carlino jump just the slightest bit before he relaxes into it - pressing up like a cat, his quiet push that this was fine, this was good, that Cici had his permission. They orbited around each other - they always would, but there was such a stagnant fear that weighed like heavy clouds before rainfall. He tries to encourage it in his own silent way, still anxiously picking at the skin on his hands while they fall into a moment of silence, his lashes fluttering at being called precious by the most precious person Carlino had ever met in his life. Such was the way things were.

"Hardly." He murmurs, all too knowing that it would never be his cross to bear. Being forgotten was his blessing. It had never once occurred to him in that bloodstained drawing room, not once, that it would be him. It never could be. He lacked the presence. "But you dr-drive yourself with-- with it. I... I think it is... Good, when-- when you speak of it. I know I-- I am not around, sso-- so much, but anything I can do--"

He lets his words fall. The next topic was easier, his eyes creasing with a smile that brightens up his expression.

"And h-he does not want my gold? You wound me. A gift, only if-- if you have the time. Otherwise I can al--always wait. It has to-- to be something that reminds you of--of me. Something special."

#seborga #{ ic }