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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

#if i had to choose #broccolini is really fuckin good

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i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

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It makes me feel a little insane to think about how cave paintings and stone carvings are the iceberg of paleolithic art. Those are the artworks we associate with their time period because they're the only thing that survived long enough for us to see. So much of human history has literally rotted away.

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

#Got the game during Beta 1.6.6 #it updated to Beta 1.7.3 not long after I started playing so that's when I'd say I really 'started' playing #since that's when a bunch of friends and I started playing on a server together

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Decoding PR Talk (IGN64.com The Magazine #1, 1998)

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this made me emotional ;-;

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This machine kills AI

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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

#absolute favorite birds

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Oh to have a dinosaur that behaves like a big, friendly Golden Retriever.

Do you think I wouldn't forfeit all of my worldly possessions to Lucky? You'd be wrong. The Rancher literally upped moved to find a bigger home for their prehistoric child and that is a VALID life choice.

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Last minute DnD prep and I DO NOT HAVE A NAME PREPARED FOR THIS GUY

(context, minor antagonist and one of the player character’s dad, this guy will not show up again. OwO is the placeholder name because I needed to add something)

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!