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worm?

rachel bitch lindt and rachel bitch lindt <3

#wormposting

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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pathetic affirmations (button sets, part 2) by Claire Thompson

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All of these need to get on my desk IMMEDIATELY

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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

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found my stupid papers

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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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baby had wandered into the next room and I heard a clatter and then "oh no. ba spill everywhere"

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks