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diordeer · 7 days
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me when im playing fortnite while sniping, and have the enemy player at the last life and my friend does the final shot on him and says “oh my god im crazy”
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diordeer · 8 days
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diordeer · 8 days
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just need a bf to be the mark to my eve skin on fortnite 😔
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diordeer · 10 days
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me watching my bsf talk me down infront of guys she likes bc she literally ADMITTED to me that she’s “removing competition”
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diordeer · 11 days
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Is it like seriously like that people revise ALL day before gcses bc NONE of my friends r willing to hang out a few days before but im still going out and now im STRESSED
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diordeer · 11 days
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Im so sorry if u followed me for my fics (which idk why else u would but unless ur some porn bot which always happens to be in the shadows in tumblr somewhere) bc i have had NO time your gals got gcse’s in like what 3 weeks? And my speaking exam is next week! So i have got NOO time, and im worried that at the point when i get the free time to write you guys will be over charlie 😔
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diordeer · 11 days
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who the hell taught regular teenage boys what brainrot is bc it came OUT of the blue and these boys in my class have all started saying
“Erm this might be total brainrot but 🤓☝️”
Like WHO taught them this? I swear this was a niche like femcel thing but apparently not.
THESE HOES AINT EVEN USING IT RIGHT I THINK
its so funny
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diordeer · 11 days
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so glad it didnt work out, imagine telling my kids that we got together bc he said “wyd” on snapchat
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diordeer · 13 days
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why the hell did i put off wearing low waisted jeans i look so cunt
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diordeer · 16 days
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Guys i just saw the most DREAM man ever and im literally in love but i saw him at an event thing and i aint never gonna see him again… WHY DIDNT I MAKE A MOVE?!
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diordeer · 16 days
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diordeer · 17 days
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When people say u turn into ur friends its NO JOKE bc like yeah obvi that happens but 2020 me was EMBARRASSING okay and i swore never ever to go back to those days.. Until, my friend starts obsessing over invincible, and jujutsu kaisen, and you know what happens? after weeks of resisting. im watching them.
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diordeer · 18 days
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who cares about boys i have my best friend (we are not fighting the lesbian allegations)
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just need a bf to be the mark to my eve skin on fortnite 😔
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diordeer · 18 days
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i should not have just gone through his reposts ❣️
the feeling when ur no longer even bothered to keep your snapstreak up with him after being obsessed with him 😌
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diordeer · 19 days
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i love being my friendgroups sugar mummy
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diordeer · 19 days
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the feeling when ur no longer even bothered to keep your snapstreak up with him after being obsessed with him 😌
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diordeer · 19 days
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just need a bf to be the mark to my eve skin on fortnite 😔
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