dirt-noodles

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I’ve seen a thousand ghosts literally just today… bidens america

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THEY SELLING THIS SHIT BY THE BARREL??????

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Millions of Facebook users migrate to Tumblr after the Great Collapse Of 2021, see an empty dashboard, don’t realize you have to search for and curate your own content, immediately leave Tumblr [GOOD END]

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my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

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I don’t and you SHALL NOT

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Oh so that's too much huh

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why do they have top hats but not bottom hats

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woah! for real?!

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personally I would love to introduce some medieval peasants to synth music. not for sinister reasons. just because I think they'd like it actually

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Do you have games on your cock

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made gyoza

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no MCU moment could ever hold a candle to the scene in the incredibles where Bob is at the computer terminal and in the background music the horn section is putting their entire pussy into it as he finds out with dawning horror how many of his old friends Syndrome killed

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found the killer post again bc i lost it

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the sight of men’s tits leaves me feeling weak and restless with lust. i need to be tucked into bed like a victorian woman dying from too little cocaine

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I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york