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during Lex's party in BvS, you are telling me Diana stared at Bruce for more than a couple of seconds in this scene??? and Bruce stared with the same intensity??? no one looks at you like THIS unless you are interested at them. i don't make the rules but, they fell hard right here. this is also where their intense eye fucking starts.

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Let's hear it for the real ones! 👏

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any boy can be a babygirl but it takes a MAN to be a milf 😮‍💨

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a friend and i joked about this last night during dinner and then this morning i was possessed with a frantic urge to make this despite the fact that i’ve never video edited anything ever and have no idea what i’m doing

credit to @/batfleckgifs for some of the clips!

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“Batfleck is so dark and nihilistic, if you can’t imagine him comforting a scared child he’s not a real Batman”

I’m sorry, what was this scene???

the scene where he literally comforted a scared child???

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My mon always said that Bruce wayne of ben affleck was the most handsome, when I was younger and I watched bvs the movie I didn´t liked him, but now that Im older..oh god he is so dilf, brrrrr I love old sexy man

He has just enough DILF energy to be wildly sexy while also technically having 0 children who are alive and/or talking to him.

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“What’s he like?” | “God? Lonely. But funny. He’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.” | “Sex is a joke in heaven?” | “The way I understand it, it’s mostly a joke down here, too.”

Dogma (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

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Ben affleck bruce wayne it's so hot

YES, thank you! I know a lot of people don't agree, but I find him so attractive as Bruce. I was never really that into Ben Affleck before, but then he put on a wig, got a spray tan, and showed up with that dead look in his eyes and I was hooked.

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the fact that we never got to see Batfleck cry on the big screen……….a SHAME, I’ll tell you

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BEN AFFLECK as BRUCE WAYNE ─ Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) | Dir. Zack Snyder

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Ben Affleck Batman didn't do it for me, Ben Affleck didn't do it for me

Ben Affleck Bruce Wayne? Did not have to go that hard, there's just something about the suits and the dead eyes that really get you I guess.

I always wonder if it's because people were expecting an early in his career style Bruce Wayne. Not Mr. "I chug my antidepressants with a ridiculous vintage of cabernet worth a small house" who finds meaning solely in planning to murder a god and/or mocking the people around him who keep buying into his stupid, burnt-out playboy act despite the way his shoulders are too broad under his suit, his eyes too sharp when they look away, and his jaw too tight for someone who doesn't care.

He really captured the spirit of an older, beat-down but vicious Bruce Wayne. Aging but not weaker, slower, or dumber for it. A Bruce Wayne who, according to Lex Luthor, could have had a shot at taking the head off Superman himself.

#wake up thinking would anyone in this world ever be able to sum up how I feel about batfleck #open tumblr #boom #there it is #in perfect sentences with perfect adjectives perfect nouns perfect verbs #fuck i love tumblr #batfleck

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I like my trauma induced rich debonair aka batfleck.

just saw a Reddit post about how Affleck looked too old to be Batman.

BATMAN. the guy with like 11 kids who keep dying on and off? the one who has to keep wrangling the Justice League out of PR crises? the one who nobody can believe is still upright and walking?

#if some redditbros don't want him I'll keep him thanks #he has the perfect been doing this shit for the past fucking decades demeanor #batfleck #ftw

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just saw a Reddit post about how Affleck looked too old to be Batman.

BATMAN. the guy with like 11 kids who keep dying on and off? the one who has to keep wrangling the Justice League out of PR crises? the one who nobody can believe is still upright and walking?

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Why Ben Affleck Is The Best Batman Ever

Art by Dan Schkade

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Ben Affleck wearing a gray shirt with the famed Photobooth picture of a younger him and Matt Damon with the text 'DAY ONES' underneath while carrying the weight of the world (aka dunkins).

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Jon Bernthal on the set of The Accountant 2 on April 18, 2024