disloyalpunk

[disloyalpunk]

Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

[disloyalpunk]

i love action movies where the titles just say what they're about like "Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark" "500mph Storm" "Airplane vs Volcano"

honorable mention to Atlantic Rim which appears to be Pacific Rim set in the atlantic ocean

#gonna watch 500mph storm now

[disloyalpunk]

im so tired. but for some reason. i am finally staining my bedside tables. instead of sleeping.

[disloyalpunk]

Chris Pine attends the Los Angeles premiere of "Poolman" celebrating Chris Pine's directorial debut at Vista Theatre on April 24, 2024 in Los Angeles, California.

#i just love his transition into weird old man #good for him #hes not even really an old man in age but hes becoming one in spirit

[disloyalpunk]

duolingo pretended i lost my 581 day streak to get me to click into the app and do my daily lesson i am going to beat this stupid bird into a pulp

[disloyalpunk]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[disloyalpunk]

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!���

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

[disloyalpunk]

So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.

Edit to add materials: I'm using suri silk alpaca (apparently I'm slightly allergic to mohair?), and glass beads for the silvery and pearl beads.

#HOLY MOLY????? #this is STUNNING!!!!!!

[disloyalpunk]

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

[disloyalpunk]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[disloyalpunk]

holy shit is this gorgeous.

[disloyalpunk]

"i don't care what u had for dinner" well i do. can you post a photo of it on tumblr dot com so i can like it please

[disloyalpunk]

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#is this even a question #the laundry #oh my god the laundry

[disloyalpunk]

[disloyalpunk]

i think i would be good at being a cpa and i would enjoy the accounting school experience. i also think it would be funny as hell to hang 2 masters degrees next to each other and 1 of them is in religion and 1 of them is in finance. also, it would allow me to achieve my childhood dream of having multiple advanced degrees without having to do a PhD. i will not mention any of these things in my grad school application materials.

alright how do i get a corporation to pony up the cash to send me back to grad school so i can get my cpa license

[disloyalpunk]

alright how do i get a corporation to pony up the cash to send me back to grad school so i can get my cpa license

[disloyalpunk]

every 5 weeks i rediscover cooking chicken in a cast iron pan and it changes me life again. yum.