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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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platonic dialogues are just like.
socrates: massive chunk of text
the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.
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Does this count as funny?
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emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.
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i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media
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the government "checking in" on disabled people to make sure were still disabled is one of the most demeaning and humiliating things out there, how is there no checkbox that says "this persons disability is lifelong and incurable" why do you think people's amputated limbs will grow back, are you on the hunt for the return of jesus christ and your way of catching him is hoping that the blind will see again????
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aaand i relapsed 🕺🏻
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I'm not even a human being anymore, am I?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS MISERABLE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE IM TRYING SO HARD BUT ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE
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can’t wait for EMTs to find me dying alone on the side of a road lmao
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She’s so loyal 😍
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Bingo for all the DID FAKERS!!! If they exhibit ANY of these behaviours they are FAKING!!!!
(this is a joke. all of these spaces are directly from the ICD-11, with a few modifications to make it more compact, but i clearly failed at that lol)
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You can find the 600+ documents here. Help preserve Palestinian history
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just remembered my inability to have sex because of my vagina problems
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Vaginismus compilation post
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