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character creation

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Correct

#reigen being a twitter sexyman is the ultimate failing of tumblr compared to twitter

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Encore!

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whyy this seal so stupid

He was literally born from an egg that had green spots on it like a pokemon egg

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cars brake way too slowly and inefficiently i think that we could improve on them by adding hydraulic spikes that shoot into the ground or maybe a magnet that near instantly stops you in place

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truth is stranger than fiction

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Psychic Villain: we have your dad

Mob: my dad is home, I just dropped him off

Psychic Villain: he made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so you can come pick him up

Mob:oh my god you have Master Reigen

Psychic Villain: I’m going to become a painter

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Found at a local Goodwill in the Phoenix area!

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So like, Overwatch is in the near future, but Japan is in the Edo period, and has active yokai and magic? And there’s an uplifted hamster in a ball? What is this setting, what is the tone

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it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

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once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called ‘the best pig at watching’. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said ‘this is the best pig at watching’. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said ‘the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching’. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching’ and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up