divinehellbeast
Divinehellbeast
Divine hell beast. A joyous rogue angel. I love playing and having fun with friends and being happy. I was voted number one Evil person 2014. I am full of love and always tell the truth. 18+. Minors be wary lest ye be cast upon the abyss.
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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isn鈥檛 it crazy how like every kid who was raised by the vicious bandit clans of the darkwood forest turned out to be a trans woman
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People always imagine the only two answers to the question "is there a hell?" are "yes" and "no", but frankly just about any other answer is way funnier.
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"not anymore". Somehow, hell used to exist and doesn't anymore. Did the doomguy blow it up? Did God change their mind?
"I hope so!" why would you hope that
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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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Certainly! Here is a tumblr text post meant to appeal to the transgender demographic:
she jucking on my penit like a fucking hagfish
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 馃憤
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
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Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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What would yuo do for evil pussy?
what wouldnt i do...! it's all been for evil pussy 馃檹
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