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The walrus is there to distract you from the fairy breaking in through the back window

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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two sheep. standing still

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

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kill them with kindness? WRONG! franklin expedition 🛢️🗺️🍽️🪦⛵️🧪⚰️🕳️🛢️🛢️🛟🥩🥩❄️🌫️🔥📜🥩🛟🕳️⚰️🇬🇧🛢️🌫️📜🐻‍❄️🦴🦴🌨️⚰️🍽️🛢️⛵️🗺️🔥❄️🧭🩸🪦📜🔪🕯️⛺️⚓️🛷🍴🥩🫀🥾🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️⚓️🛷❄️🇬🇧🌫️🌫️🛟📜🕳️🫀🥩🇬🇧🧪🥾🛷🗺️🍴📜⚓️🪦🔥🧪⛺️🥩🥩⚰️🛟🧭

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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

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we are going to have to bring back “smex”

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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My friend made me make this

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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise

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