Unfortunately, the real world isn't the same as a fairytale.
Well, that's why we're here! To make it better.
But...life isn't like a fairytale...
That's right! It's up to you to make things better...
Isn't it?
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would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?
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Everybody needs a podcast thats been going since 2008 to indulge in regularly
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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My girlfriend literraly dont have a penis its so scary where did it go i didmt know girls xould do that
stay safe out there soldier
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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list
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hmmm
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what that tongue game like?
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
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I cant speak my mind
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whyre you such an insufferable f@ggot
Lmao this isn’t TikTok you can just call me a faggot
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