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snygga kläder, tönt! 1986 ringde, någonting har hänt med stadsministern

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Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

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one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

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"are you wearing the-"

the snoots? yeah i am

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here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

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WHAALESHrkssss!!!!

Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

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#scrambled or omelette #Idk man I don't eat red meat #2% milk #fruity cocktails or white wine #Vanilla chai

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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

#in my new life in my new home it's her not me me who is in control

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Undo the Damage of Sitting

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Gratis teori resurser för körkortet

H studier - youtube. Allt det absolut viktigaste inom teorin uppdelat som en 4-dagars kurs. Sjukt bra innehåll, sådär ljudkvalite. Tidseffektiv. Livräddare för hen som pluggar i sista minuten. Totalt 140 min.

Vägmärkesspelet - appstore. Spel för vägmärken. Enkelt och kul.

Körkortsljudboken - Spotify. Går igenom hela teorin i mer detalj. 42 avsnitt. Varierad längd, vanligtvis 2-10min.

Korkortssidan - youtube. Sammankopplad med hemsida med samma namn (inlogg till hemsidan kostar). Videos med tips och genomgångar. Bra kvalite. Vanligtvis ca. 10 min långa.

Sunnetrafikskola - youtube. Videos med tips och genomgångar. Vanligtvis ca. 10 min långa.

Lycka till!

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#Wish thinking #Did it happen?

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If you’ve ever wondered how reposting hurts artists- yesterday I found a post from 2012ish featuring one of my Sherlock/Doctor Who pieces. That post had 17,604 notes. It wasn’t my post. My post of that art had 0 notes.

Apparently I saw the post once when it was at 6k because an artist I admired reblogged it, but at that stage I was very unwell & not experienced enough with Tumblr to realise what effect it might have.

Looking through the notes now I see that in the six years since then-

Several people got the design as a tattoo.

A number liked it enough to want custom designs but didn’t know how to contact me so that’s approximately £300 I didn’t get a chance to earn.

Someone used that art in the front cover of a comic by accident and while the company fixed it after I contacted them that’s exposure that it’s far too late to capitalise on now.

If you like an artwork that you find off tumblr, please, please I am begging you search for the artist’s name and see if they do actually have a Tumblr you could reblogged from instead. If you’re an artist search your username(s) every so often to see if your work has been taken.

A few hundred quid might not seem like a lot, but that’s a few months of income for me