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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...

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barks in a peculiar and strange manner

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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commission for @kitrid !!!!

HERE'S MY PRICES!!

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smoking together is basically mutual masturbation thats why they call them fags

#“hey man can i bum one”🤨

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IT’S AWOOO SEASON

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You wanna file our taxes together 😉😏😏😏😏 (seductively)

you haven’t done your taxes yet?

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the two fingers creating blaidd the half-wolf

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pretty girl goes to the pharmacy and says "one seed of poison please" & pharmacist goes "uhm why?" and the pretty girl says "well so that the poison can grow in my body and spread through my limbs"

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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i wanna go to NEET University...... i would watch CRITERION FILMS and shower ONCE every week. i would be more likely to eat MICROWAVE MEAL and i would hang out with MY FRIEND on THE WEEKEND......i want to go to NEET UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!

#once a week..... cant keep up witb all this work........

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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

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allies get ONE letter in the acronym and it’s always forgotten

gays get EVERY letter in the acronym (lesbians = gay, gays = gay, bisexuals = mostly gay, i dont know what the T stands for but i’m sure it’s gay too)

how is this equality?

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