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i dont remember if i said this b4 but i think it would be super funny if gamefreak added a new normal type eeveelution that just evolves at level 45 or something and the pokedex entry is just “it took so long for scientists to discover this eevee evolution because no one has ever raised an eevee without it evolving into something else by accident”

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hi i hope this isn't weird to send!! i've been really enjoying lovebug, here's some art i got of it by squidbly on twitter!

THATS NOT WEIRD AT ALL THIS MADE MY DAY!!!! IM SO GLAD YOURE TAKING GOOD CARE OF IT OMGGGG

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um. scruffy butch cow

is this anything

(it/she/he)

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Unless you have concrete evidence, "The government did X thing to distract from Y thing" is conspiracy thought.

#something something #the governments are just generally doing shitty things all the time #so its not a distraction its just these things happened at the same time

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo

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get your power then reblog and tell everyone in the tags!

Note: Powers only work with enthusiastic consent!

#the shapeshifting one obv i am transgender #but if i got a second choice for being so cute itd be the #everyone knows ur preferred title/role #everyone HAS to puppy praise me

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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#i WAS in the fuckin like #whatever their called advanced placement classes #haha that didnt go well #that went bad 3 times depending on how you count it

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Help Trans Women Stay Alive!

I do this every other month nowadays. I hate that it's become my life. But we are in dire straits so here I am, making another post. Our water bill is two months overdue now. They're gonna shut off our water. I've been majorly overdrafted by my late payments on the clutch replacement from February. We need to pay up. But I'm already severely in the negative, and my girlfriend just lost her job. She's driving for UberEats to try and make ends meet until we can find jobs again but I've been applying everywhere and interviewing but in three months only one application even made it to a second interview. I don't know how we can keep going like this. This is hell.

Please, if there's anything you can give, help us, and please share this post.

PayPal / Kofi / Ca$hApp / Venmo

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They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it