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This is me rn. If you even care.

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no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

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Doom eternal “Out of Ammo” COMIC!! (Repost)

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> FERDINAND II.

And so your PLANT shall henceforth be known as FERDINAND II.

The thought of needing to inform FERDINAND I of his having a namesake makes you a bit ill, but you are already hard at work devising several plausible excuses for the gesture. Something about how you've named it after the one most invested in its naming, or how it is similarly prone to drooling. Yes. Yes, you will be able to deflect quite easily, should the need arise. It has nothing to do with your fondness for FERDINAND or your desire for a substitute in his imminent absence, no—you are not so prone to sentimentality. It's about the drool.

Well, anyway. Best to move on with your day and think about something else, lest you grow maudlin or cultivate further affection for the PLANT. May the GODDESS be merciful and never cause you to develop inclinations that could be described as paternal.

Now that your plant has received sufficient care, it is time for COFFEE. You set to making your morning brew. By CHANCE, there happens to be sufficient water remaining in the kettle for FERDINAND I to have TEA, should he wish it.

Per your TIMEPIECE, it is now a quarter to eight. You have made excellent progress on your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST thus far: the only remaining task is to remove FERDINAND. You are starting to get rather peckish and would like to be rid of him quickly, but over the past week, you have found that extracting the man from YOUR QUARTERS is a more arduous task than it ought to be.

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Reward for the minister

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hubert (belated) birthday 🖤 ✨

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Gremory Hubert

The game has a black/red Gremory dress in the files but nobody uses it so here you go!

Getting Hubert to A in Faith would be painful but I think it'd be worth it for this!

Also I want to do a quick little mod where I give every unit a good spell list. Maybe I'll do some polls to see which units get which spells...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a character who has kept me mentally afloat for the last year, who has given me so much brainrot, who has consumed my whole fandom life in the best way

the best assassin ever and the mom friend of all time HUBERT VON VESTRA 🎉

just outside the bath:

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HAPI HAPI HAPIIIIIIII 🥰

(I'm going to post old drawing of mine I don't hate and wanna burn inside the Mount Doom)

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when you receive some news.

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everyone lives AU where Hubert and Dimitri become friends even though they won’t admit it & hubert quickly learns the best way to take care of dimitri

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~ Hubert ~

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happy birthday you glorious loser

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I hope you guys said happy birthday to this fucking thing.

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Happy Birthday, Hubert! Celebrating Fancy Boy's birthday with a new ferdibert fic! Link and snippet below. Ferdinand gets into a fistfight with multiple Leicester soldiers after overhearing their lewd comments about Dancer Hubert.

#ferdibert #ferdinand von aegir #hubert von vestra #doggofic

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"