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is it even friendship if they don’t bully you into cleaning your room?

#ok but I felt this cause I had so many water bottles around from when I was sick a few weeks ago

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Yk how in team Escope people always make Noah the mom of the group?

Well I belive he takes responsibility when taking care of Eva's and Izzy's health and safety (bc let's be honest those two do not know how to take care of themselves)

But!! Izzy and Eva also ensure up taking turns taking care of Noah since out of the three he's the worst at taking care of himself.

Others? Easy.

Himself? Not so much.

Won't leave his bed in days? He gets kidnapped by the two?

The problem is they have more unconventional ears of taking care of him.

He refuses to sleep after two full days? Izzy bashes his head with a pan.

Forgot to eat? Eva will shove food down his throat even if it kills him.

Won't clean his room? He gets bullied until he finally does it.

Hasn't left his house? (that is kidnapped proof) They call Owen to take him to a social event.

That last one scares Noah deeply.

Also Noah found a way to study both Eva's and Izzy's body language to know when they will snap. Now depending on to what (person or object) Noah will choose wether or not to intervene.

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

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Was talking to a friend, and this is literally how I write Nowen, and where their dynamic peak is

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A pic I’ve had in my sketchbook for a while

The thing I would love to get from TD is a spin-off of Noah and Owen’s reality TV circuit adventures

Also I think Opportunities by Pet Shop Boys is very Reality TV Pros coded

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vandalism

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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You mean to tell me…I could’ve had an animated Dracula movie by this legend…🧍I’m. Going to. Destroy the world. 🦇

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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

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Q+A from library visit where I read my comic about a skeleton that plays the fiddle

Kid: Is this fiction?

Me: Yeah

Kid: I kinda thought so

Me: Oh really? Why?

Kid: Because skeletons aren't real

Me: Skeletons are real. You have one!

Kid, jumping up out of his seat: Yeah but they don't move around!!

Me: Your skeleton's moving around right now!

Kid, yelling: THAT'S!! DIFFERENT!!!