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DollCorp: Corrective Services, Making A Better You
A lot of DollCorp press releases focus on our products. After all, it is our namesake, a brand you can trust to deliver a superior product to our loyal customers. Our maids clean and service the halls of power, our service drones work the menial tasks beneath our great society, and our Companion Dolls service the needs of countless clients around the globe. But they get the attention, as our flagship product, they are what DollCorp is known for.
So let’s look behind the tagline our Product Recruitment Division unveiled today: Making A Better You.
The grand majority of our Dolls are ethically sourced from local and national partners worldwide through our Corrective Services program. In this, we are provided with the pick of hundreds and thousands of inmates, most of whom are converted to Service Drones. Still more gladly walk into our Voltineer Processing Centres, which can be found in most metropolitan areas, where they are graded and assigned to our various branch divisions for specialities programming.
So how do we go from a person to a doll?
The first step, universally across our brand, is the Trawl Throne. This device, a combination of restraint system and harness wear is able to subliminally scrub the mind of an average human adult with up to one million images in a standard 12-day processing cycle. During this 12-day cycle, the Processee is not aware of what they are seeing, but the Trawl Thrones specially designed hood is. Coupled with advanced machine learning and cognitive models, the Trawl Hood can map the brain and highlight relevant increases in activity.
If activity spikes in the region of the brain associated with submissive behaviour (Dorsolateral prefrontal cortex) it indicates that the viewer might be best suited for our MaidDoll program.
If activity spikes in the region of the brain associated with sexual desire (Temporal lobe) then there is a high likelihood of achieving a good result through acceptance to our Companion program.
Other subjects though show heightened response in their hindbrain or mentula, and whilst some may be inducted into our Rubber Pet training scheme, most are processed to Drone level dolls.
But all share the same beginning: the Trawl Throne. And, to a lesser degree, the HALO Chair.
The HALO chair is built off of groundbreaking work done here at DollCopr involving Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation (TMS), a process that manipulates brain activity on the surface areas of the brain using high-strength electromagnetism. This is in fact the same TMS system that we used in our flagship Drone Doll Helmets when DollCorp went public so many years ago. But whereas the Drone Doll Helmet overrode conscious bodily action whilst leaving the wearer's mental faculties aware, the HALO Chair is the next logical step. The HALO Chair, which stands for High Amplitude Local Occlusion, uses a directed electromagnetic spike in conjunction with a proprietary magnetic slurry injected into the carotid and vertebral arteries. The HALO Chair directly and permanently bonds the magnetised particles to parts of the brain targeted by the operator, allowing for a range of psychological and cognitive effects to be obtained as the supercharged magnetic particles remain charged for up to one hundred years, far exceeding even our most hardy of projections on doll longevity,
Through rigorous testing, our technicians here at DollCorp have been able to successfully modify memory, personality traits, and lower cognitive functioning in a variety of subjects: from the merely vacuous to the outright feral. And through our Corrective Services contracts, abolish the death penalty worldwide. A prisoner on death row can look forward to a seat in a HALO chair instead of an Electric Chair, their conscious waking mind erased but their body fully functional and intact for processing into a useful member of the DollCorp family serving society.
Here we can see one of our Volunteer Processing Centres where our newest Doll is being created. As you can see this woman is dressed in a Trawl Throne suit, as the suit is compatible with a wide range of DollCorp devices. She is helped into the HALO Chair as after 12 straight days of subliminal interrogation by the Trawl Throne she is very disoriented. She is then secured into the padded rubber arm and leg rests to help avoid damaging the product. The HALO Chair is fitted with an attached posture collar at the neck rest, and we can see it being fitted now. The two cables snaking into the back and side of the neck are the feed lines for the magnetic slurry mix, and there we go we can see the slurry beginning to be fed into her.
The slurry is a proprietary chemical mix, but a number of additives are incorporated to help aid the process. You can see that she is relaxing fully now, the pupils no doubt dilating fully under the Trawl Hoods cowl. The crown of the head is held in place by a rubber clamp that some people have called The Spider, which is a silly name but it's stuck. The Spider is there to provide an anchoring point for the two TMI projectors that are being affixed to each temple. Their pointed tips aren’t pressing into the temples of the Doll, but they are attracted to the two magnetic guides that have been surgically glued there by our in processing team.
And there is the first pulse! You can see by the way the hands clench and the jaw works around the butterfly gag in her mouth. Each pulse only lasts a few seconds, but as you can see from the twitching the pulses are ongoing. Here’s a helpful image to view: this represents total cognitive function, 100% being a standard level for your average fit human brain, and 0% representing the total reduction of sapient conscious thought. The number is only flickering from 100% to 99%. But this is not a race to get to the finish line first. Over the next several days, and hundreds of sessions, this Doll will be taken to a HALO chair and given the treatments until her cognition level is at 25%, allowing for curtailed neural processing at a level suitable for a sexual Companion Doll.
And a 10% level a Doll could be retrained for menial basic labour, and a 5% total retraining for our Rubber Pet program would be necessary.
At 0%, the State mandated point of ‘permanent and irreversible neurological death’ the mind of the doll is effectively empty. The electrical energy injected into the brain, and kept in capacitance in the impregnated magnetic slurry, has effectively overridden the brain's hard drive. The hindbrain for autonomic functions remains, and the brains existing neural material can be imprinted with Drone mental structures. It is this aspect that DollCorp Corrective Services uses when we are employed with our contracts with State and Federal law enforcement.
Now we’re going to leave this doll, because she has a hard road to walk to get to where she wants to be. And remember, at DollCorp your choices matter and your wishes our command. If you want it, so do we. And we want…
To Make A Better You.
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DollCorp: CS Arraignment Suit
There is a hierarchy to these things, as there is to all things. Much as she was once at the periphery of her own phylum of society, here two she is at the ragged edge of a new order. But it is an order she is at least familiar with.
The standard DollCorp Correction Services Arraignment Suit is, to quote the showroom brochure tagline, a ‘highly customisable societal rehabilitation system designed for single end-user recidivists’. In other words, it's a fancy high-tech gimp suit with options, but that too is an oversimplification.
The DC: CS Arraignment Suit comes in three broad classifications.
Model: Reprimand
This model is designed for first-time offenders who are expected to be recycled into the traditional incarceration & corrective system. In this model, it is a simple rubber straight jacket reinforced with leather buckling to provide both safety for the wearer and for the attachment of restraints for processing and trial. The attached ankle hobbles deter rapid movement reducing inmate-on-inmate violence. Sensory deprivation hoods are optional at this stage of processing for recalcitrant inmates. No permanent locking mechanism is attached.
Model: Steward
For the repeat offender, the Steward model offers many marked improvements over the Reprimand. It is a full-body rubber catsuit with an interior layer of DollCorp proprietary neodymium-impregnated memory foam, along with a fitted hygiene belt for the removal of waste products. This aids in massaging the body of the user, as they are restrained within a Trawl Throne for the majority of their trial and arraignment, preventing sores, and muscle cramping, and allowing for the physical stimulation of certain key erogenous zones. A Trawl Hood is fitted, and is fed a DollCorp: CS designed a subliminal testing array of subconscious testing, the hood inbuilt induction pins reading the brainwave patterns of the wearer. Over the course of any sessions, these readings can be used y the State and Private Prosecution Services to lay claim to a mental capacity of ill intent and malicious codependency under the Malicious & Deharmonious Personage Act. No Permanent locking mechanism is attached.
Model: Bastion
The final model in the Arrangement Suit line is for the hardened criminal. It has had many names given to it by those it embraces; the Tut, Cairn, and Final Two Piece to highlight the more colourful. All of these allude to the Bastion's two key selling points: the finality of its wearing, and its enclosing presence.
In many ways, the Bastion is not a suit but an item of logistics. Set into a frame made of cast iron, it is a combination of the previous two models. A rubber catsuit, hygiene belt, Trawl Hood with attached feeding plug, and leather reinforce rubber straight jacket. All of this is sealed within an inflated full-body cocoon revealing only the hood with its relevant ID number and processing barcode on its forehead. Whilst wearing the Bastion the user is constantly Trawled using the standard DollCorp testing array of subliminal suggestions and incentives. The Bastion is designed to react to any negative behaviour through the implementation of bodily shocks using its inner layer of neodymium/foam, and vocal dissonance through rapid gel inflation of the 7-inch feeding gag. The gag alone had been heralded as a boon to the courts, as it cuts down on antisocial outbursts and diatribes during hearings, greatly improving the efficiency of our courts.
All seals on the Bastion are certified with bio-dye gels that, if broken, will permanently stain the skin of anyone attempting to remove an inmate improperly from a Bastion suit. All locks on the Trawl Hood, feeding gag, hygiene belt and the arrestor cable suspension system of the cage mechanism are secured using one-time-use hex bolts, requiring the use of proprietary DollCorp: CS tools to remove.
All three models have been designed to deter, punish, and transport the guilty parties of our criminal justice system through the process of Arraignment. From the first court appearance to holding in state and county penitentiaries, to the final day of a lengthy court battle, DolLCorp is here to take the hand of our wayward members of society. Using Trawl Hood technology, DollCorp has aided in identifying many more potential and habitual criminals than traditional law and order services have in the last 50 years. And with the enacting of the Malicious & Deharmonious Personage Act, we have also brought about a massive reduction in the overall prison population of many nations under its auspices.
Together DollCorp and its partners, at a local and national level, can help bring about a better world. Reducing prison costs. Decreasing incarceration rates. And providing shareholder engagement through investment in DollCorp Processing Facilities.
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Trawl Throne
As part of DollCorp Corrective Services' ongoing commitment to excellence and workplace waste reduction, we have begun to roll out a new device to all DollCorp CS processing facilities. The Trawl Throne is a radical combination of deep corrective therapy and neural magnetic resonance technology designed to help direct DollCorp human resources to their proper place in the hierarchy.
As you can see in the promotional material provided, Inmate Kappa-4 is sealed within her Corrective Services uniform. The black rubber with orange highlights helps to keep them visible in our sterile work environment. Her waist is sealed within a hygiene belt of medical grade steel, with a catheter port and a proprietary hollow plug in her anal cavity to provide both cleaning and docking access. You can see that on the throne itself there is a large vertical metal rod, this is the male docking adapter.
Once docked to the hair the adapter locks in place, and cleaning is commenced. Technicians will also strap Kappa-4’s arms and legs to the chair rest, as well as affix the catheter to the chair's plumbing along with the power to the hygiene belts' electrical systems. Once secured the outer hood is removed, and the heavy sensory deprivation padding is used for transport to and from her cell, revealing the thinner but more permanent hood beneath. This reveals her eyes and mouth, her nose blocked by a nasal cannula that aids in both high oxygen breathing and liquid feeding during her incarceration.
You will also note the rows of small holes in the crown of the hood, these do not design flaws but intentional designs. In the following images, you will see our technicians fitting a much bulkier hard rubber hood over her head. The exaggerated eye lenses, the gel-filled gag, and more important the wired dreadlocks coming from its top. Each wire there is connected to a magnetic sensor on the interior, a little metal nub that presses through the opening in her inner rubber hood to press against her skin. This is the key aspect of the Trawl Hood, as it provides a direct window into the subject's brainwave patterns: please, pain, cognitive reasoning and higher functions.
Trawl Throne
As part of DollCorp Corrective Services' ongoing commitment to excellence and workplace waste reduction, we have begun to roll out a new device to all DollCorp CS processing facilities. The Trawl Throne is a radical combination of deep corrective therapy and neural magnetic resonance technology designed to help direct DollCorp human resources to their proper place in the hierarchy.
As you can see in the promotional material provided, Inmate Kappa-4 is sealed within her Corrective Services uniform. The black rubber with orange highlights helps to keep them visible in our sterile work environment. Her waist is sealed within a hygiene belt of medical grade steel, with a catheter port and a proprietary hollow plug in her anal cavity to provide both cleaning and docking access. You can see that on the throne itself there is a large vertical metal rod, this is the male docking adapter.
Once docked to the hair the adapter locks in place, and cleaning is commenced. Technicians will also strap Kappa-4’s arms and legs to the chair rest, as well as affix the catheter to the chair's plumbing along with the power to the hygiene belts' electrical systems. Once secured the outer hood is removed, and the heavy sensory deprivation padding is used for transport to and from her cell, revealing the thinner but more permanent hood beneath. This reveals her eyes and mouth, her nose blocked by a nasal cannula that aids in both high oxygen breathing and liquid feeding during her incarceration.
You will also note the rows of small holes in the crown of the hood, these do not design flaws but intentional designs. In the following images, you will see our technicians fitting a much bulkier hard rubber hood over her head. The exaggerated eye lenses, the gel-filled gag, and more important the wired dreadlocks coming from its top. Each wire there is connected to a magnetic sensor on the interior, a little metal nub that presses through the opening in her inner rubber hood to press against her skin. This is the key aspect of the Trawl Hood, as it provides a direct window into the subject's brainwave patterns: please, pain, cognitive reasoning and higher functions.
This is what the Trawl Throne is for. The inner lens of the Trawl hood provides video and auditory input. A data stream of high-speed images lasting no more than a rame a second is shown to the inmate, along with a white noise embedded with mild trancing binaural. This is not to brainwash or install triggers to make the doll more compliant. The images are too fast for the mind to consciously register, but they are however picked up by the optic nerve and relay to the subconscious. His in turn first neurons, allow the Trawl Hood to begin to map out the brain of Kappa-4. The images will be of various pornographic or menial labour tasks, and as the subconscious mind registers interest or distaste the Trawl Hood will make note of this. Over many weeks of processing, this will result in the feed being tailored to the inmate's desires, helping to process them either for Full Non-Reversible Neural Death in a HALO Chair or processing for mental reduction through selective Electrolobotomy.
If the inmate's neural patterns suggest an affinity for slavery, harsh bondage, pet-level intelligence, and humiliation they are put on the track for Mental Reduction. If on the other hand the mindless void of doll duties is detected as the prevailing desire, they are placed on a short list for immediate induction into the HALO chair. All HALO chair mental euthanasia sessions are carried out in full view of all inmates, who are all encased in their Trawl Thrones to ensure their mental state during the procedure is monitored.
If the inmate's neural patterns suggest an affinity for slavery, harsh bondage, pet-level intelligence, and humiliation they are put on the track for Mental Reduction. If on the other hand the mindless void of doll duties is detected as the prevailing desire, they are placed on a short list for immediate induction into the HALO chair. All HALO chair mental euthanasia sessions are carried out in full view of all inmates, who are all encased in their Trawl Thrones to ensure their mental state during the procedure is monitored.
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