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cool

#I'm always saying this #holeposting

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the guy I'm seeing isn't impressed with my hole he wants me to stop digging in the yard. no one understands me

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the priest says it's stigmata

prev reblog isn't true btw my holes aren't safe for anyone there's the Titanic in there

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my hole on the other hand

prev reblog isn't true btw my holes aren't safe for anyone there's the Titanic in there

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prev reblog isn't true btw my holes aren't safe for anyone there's the Titanic in there

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rb if your hole is a safe space for trans women

#yuea #holeposting

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Testing the theory about digging a slightly deeper pit every day and jumping in and out of it 100 times to increase jump height trying to grow my meat by plowing dudes with slightly deeper holes every day.

#this is literally me except I'm just digging pits for the art of digging pits #there's truly no greater joy in life #than making a fucking hole in the ground.

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mmmm brick…..

I'm going to beat you over the head with a brick behind a Five Guys if you keep saying weird shit to me

#threats #ooc: continue saying weird shit it is funy

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do u think bricks are high in caloric content

...No? Because they're not, y'know, food?

Are you okay? Like mentally?

#threats #ooc: I actually got curious and looked it up and i guess the genuine true answer is also no

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if you had to eat a brick what sauce would you eat it with

...What the fuck are you talking about?

Is this some kind of veiled threat? Is this supposed to be scary?

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...Probably Bearnaise or another seafood sauce... Those are pretty good.

#threats

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if you threaten me it has to be funny or I'll put you in a sinkhole filled with JFK Assassination

I forgot to open my ask box. how else are the people supposed to send me death threats anonymously

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I forgot to open my ask box. how else are the people supposed to send me death threats anonymously

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly reliant on the hole

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hey my mom said you could hang out in The Hole™ later if your mom says it’s okay :3

#okay 🩵 #yay 🩵

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don't fucking talk to me like that

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what does Ronald James Padanova have to do with anything

Some priest is trying to Indoctrinate me into his cult I think

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gravity? like that shit that keep you on. the floor?

is he stupid?

Some priest is trying to Indoctrinate me into his cult I think