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someone was trying to convince me that apples are orange using this diagram.

i was going to add this part to explain why they were wrong but then i woke up

also apples were called emojis for some reason

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Okay to reblog to help sample size!f

#I think if they want to publish it they shouldn't let it being unfinished stop them #I say with an unfinished fic where I'm really struggling with the current chapter

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A little birdie told me that some people have been seen arguing on the internet over whether or not wario would do nft's. As a devoted wario defender and enthusiast i am here to say that of fucking course wario would do nft's, he would do it all, he would do nft's, he would do crypto, he would fire everyone and replace them with ai, even mike. And when all is said and done he will never be successful. His nft's tank in value, all his crypto catches on fire, and his chatgpt falls in love with a beautiful maiden and rides away into the sunset. All because of woke.

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when my beloved mutual is spam reblogging the same post endlessly i stare at the note count in the bottom left corner as i’m scrolling like ‘ok hypothetically this is the maximum number of times i could possibly have to see this right’

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edelgard is one of the rare examples of a byronic heroine and that's pretty neat. thats literally all i want to say

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They implemented a new feature on AO3 where you could curse or bless other users depending on if you liked their fics, and someone sent me a curse that blocked me from reading fics for the next 27 days and I got so pissed off I woke up.

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AO3!!!! MY HEART!!!!

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they should invent a profound love between two people that doesnt involve the power and chance of doing profound hurt

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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

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Finding a new blorbo like:

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I need to be taken to the seaside for hysteria

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Dungeon Meshi - Izutsumi & the Ninja's Room

#dungeon meshi

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More than partners,✨friends✨

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix