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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

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I see the price of groceries and my leitmotif changes to minor key

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getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

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"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

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everyone look at this

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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New graffiti in Norwich!

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sorry we mistook your boyfriend for a cinnamon roll and we sold him with the chametz. yeah it's just a temporary agreement, you can have him back in eight days. he'll be okay he's safe in a locked cabinet with the pasta

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits