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doppel-soldner · 2 hours
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what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war
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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
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doppel-soldner · 7 hours
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if taylor had controlled slendermans instead of bugs, she would have said "we're s-so very tall, in the end". unfortunately that doesnt make as much sense. this is probably why wildbow had her control bugs, instead of slendermans.
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doppel-soldner · 8 hours
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one day the last joke will be told and i hope im there to hear it
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doppel-soldner · 1 day
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Any of my followers extradimensional? Can u help this guy out? He's not even supposed to be here.
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doppel-soldner · 1 day
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kids! remember! never take candy from strangers, unless that stranger is jade harley
this is a redraw of something done 1 year ago, which you can find here. seeing the development is fun!
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doppel-soldner · 1 day
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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
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doppel-soldner · 1 day
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they should replace grades in schools with a point system that has zero bearing on anything, but school points can be redeemed in the cash shop for unique cosmetics for your school avatar (things like hair color and outfits) and skins for your pencils and notebooks and so on. this would be purely visual of course for balance purposes. and universities could have unique university specific cosmetics to encourage people to apply to them
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doppel-soldner · 1 day
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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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doppel-soldner · 2 days
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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doppel-soldner · 2 days
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
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doppel-soldner · 2 days
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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doppel-soldner · 2 days
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lancer is the only topic on the ocmputer that can actually make me angry because of how dedicated lancer fans are to misunderstanding the things you say about it. you can repeat 100 teams in 72 point font that you are Aware that the creators have said 'utopia is a verb, it's an unfinished utopia, it's about striving to make an imperfect society better' but that that, itself, jars so terribly with the neofascist imperialist slave state that union textually is and they'll still come into your notes and say 'okay, CLEARLY, you've misunderstood, because, union, is supposed to be a Utopia In Progress,'
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doppel-soldner · 2 days
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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.
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doppel-soldner · 2 days
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the original:
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sorry i got struck with a vision
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