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*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤑 this strain is called "the naked time" 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw sulu fencing in the hallway

my buddy spock pacing: when i feel friendship for you im ashamed

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This is really why Spock put Jim on trial

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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

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WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!

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Benedict appears in this Total Film's exclusive new look at upcoming Netflix show Eric.

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Tinnitus is the sensation of hearing a persistent noise like ringing, buzzing, or roaring that doesn't have an external source.

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Alright which time looper are you:

- *becomes a better person in the loop*

- stuck forever, no choice but to suffer

- stuck forever, hell yeah I’m immortal

- I’m in a time loop? Oh. …Oh. Oh no.

- *becomes a worse person in the loop*

#3 😎

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Richard McClure Scarry "My perfect to-do list"

#cool kids version of eat sleep rave repeat

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2007

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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

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im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#daaaamn #you didn't fuck around with this poll op