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When the devil tryna get you but God on your side

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october moodboard

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Songs that are turning 10 years old in 2015

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I HOLLERED

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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Nobody wants to get on MIke Tyson’s bad side…

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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

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100 times yes.

“alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer

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I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

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Trying to leave my apartment on a Sunday

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my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN