Golf is such a great sport for fat guys … ride around in carts, eat snacks and drink beverages on every hole, break for lunch after nine holes, then fill up again at the 19th hole … what a way to spend a few hours!
Lifetime Achievement Award in the category of Male Obesity … if he’s like me there would just be so many iconic brands to thank … KrispyKreme, Coca-Cola, Shake Shack, Five Guys, Dunkin, 7Eleven (with special mention of the Wild Cherry Slurpee and their house brand little donuts and honey buns), Hershey, , Little Debbie, McDonalds, Long John Silvers…. just too many to name!
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your belly! It’s damn near impossible to resist giving it a nice shake or ten when your belly is that impressive!