dr-daddy-cullen

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edward

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women need to wake up and understand every feminist throughout history has experienced being called and compared to every terrible thing in the book. we're gonna kindness and politeness and understanding our way back to the 1950s. women have to start being angry.

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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Man Today’s Trope Talk was good.

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Do you ever just want to give Edward a hug and a steaming mug of mountain lion blood and tell him it'll be ok

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The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect than me he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was. As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine.

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Bella: I want you to kiss me again.

Edward: You’re overestimating my self-control.

Bella: Which is tempting you more, my blood, or my body?

Edward: It’s a tie.

12 year old me:

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PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Garry Marshall

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If we're being real about this though Edward has been in other people's head for 100 years. He absolutely knows how to give good head and touch Bella. He would be the best virgin in the world. That man, probably asexual as he is, would be all about Bella pleasures.

However, smeyer is a Mormon and doesn't know what sex is besides 30 seconds of missionary in the dark.

Ok but why did literally no one tell Edward about alternatives to fricking Bella full on? Like he had no problem making out with her, so...he obvs had no problems using his mouth...

Deleted scene of Bella negotiating the terms of her eminent vampire transformation and marriage:

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My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Carlisle Cullen, Volterra, c.1754

Spotted in San Diego at an antique mall.

photo by Sarah Austin

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the thing is. once bella goes to volterra it’s over. she will always become a vampire. she doesn’t have a choice–she has a choice about how, maybe, and when, but only within bounds, (and only if she’s willing to give up a normal life and go on the run anyways), and her story will always end the same way. of course she’s going to pick edward, she might as well have an illusion that she’s doing it out of love!!!

twilight is a horror story

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bella and edward Compromising