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dragon-hoard · 4 minutes
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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely
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dragon-hoard · 2 hours
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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dragon-hoard · 3 hours
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my flatmate recently got her ears pierced and is rocking a set of simple studs with silver balls on the ends to keep them in place. today, she entered the kitchen and announced (unwisely) that she had to go to the tattoo shop as both her balls had fallen off. i would describe the atmosphere in the room at that moment as 'ecstatic'
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dragon-hoard · 4 hours
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fear me
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dragon-hoard · 5 hours
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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dragon-hoard · 6 hours
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Fighting for my life trying to find a phone or tablet with a headphone jack. Fighting for my life trying to find a laptop with a cd rom. Fighting for my life trying to get more than one usb port or, god forbid, an hdmi. Fighting for my life trying to find any electronics that haven't been streamlined into flimsy chastity belts with the structural integrity of a sopping sheet of paper which require me to buy 3 extra devices (each with their own separate charging requirements) all because some silicon valley jackass somewhere decided holes were a bad thing.
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dragon-hoard · 7 hours
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dragon-hoard · 7 hours
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snoopy of the day
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dragon-hoard · 8 hours
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Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.
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dragon-hoard · 9 hours
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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dragon-hoard · 10 hours
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Feel its power.
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dragon-hoard · 11 hours
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Are you an advocate for censorship?
is this because i said not to use the r slur
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dragon-hoard · 12 hours
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dragon-hoard · 13 hours
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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