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Yoosung: *sees Jumin eating Escargot* Ew. Jumin, why do you like eating snails so much?

Jumin: Because I don't like fast food.

Yoosung:

Yoosung: Go away I don't like you anymore.

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Zen: Guys, I don't know what should I dress up as for Haloween. Any suggestions?

Seven: How about a maid?

Jumin: Kinky, but a cat is better.

Zen: ... I'll say no to both suggestions.

Jaehee: How about one of your acting roles such as Jal-

MC: But the costume might get torn! How about a vampire?

Zen: But Jumin is dressed up as one too. I like him & all but he's using wine as blood and I don't like his wine talk.

V: Maybe a wizard?

Yoosung: No way, too cliché. What do you suggest Saeran?

Saeran:... An emo angsty teenager who dyed his hair, likes goth and wears leather items with spikes. That will be unexpected.

Zen: *looks at bleached-hair Saeran who is wearing a choker, leather jacket, goth make-up & boots with spikes*

Zen: Isn't that basically you?

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Jaehee: This is supposed to be a vacation yet the entire RFA is here. After a tiring day without coffee, I can finally rest in peace.

Jaehee: *lies down on the left side of her bed and tries to sleep*

Jaehee: *hears moans coming from Jumin's and Zen's conjoined room*

Jaehee: *lies on right side*

Jaehee: *hears Yoosung screaming in Saeran's & Seven's same room*

Jaehee: For gOD'S SAKE.

Jaehee: *goes out of room and sleeps on couch*

Jaehee: *hears MC shouting "Harder!" & "Faster!" in V's room*

Jaehee: There is no escape from this. I give up.

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Seven: I'm going to rescue MC! Who's going to follow me?

Yoosung: I am. Afterall, I should follow my dreams.

Seven: *blushing* Babe not now please.

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Jumin: So... it's Halloween and you're dressing up as a vampire like me. You've declined 137 requests of going as a date to a Halloween party from girls such as MC herself. Yet you're sitting with me here alone in my house. So why are you here?

Zen: *smirks and casually places arm over Jumin's shoulder* Take a guess.

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Seven: Hey Jumin! Did you know that Zen fell down the staircase today?

Jumin: ... And what am I supposed to do with that information?

Zen: Great, a-ma-zing Seven. Thank you so much for telling the whole world about this small little incident.

Yoosung: Aren't you exaggerating a bit? Seven only told Jumin about it.

Zen:

Zen: *whispers* But Jumin is my whole world.

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Jumin: Your beautiful looks are out of this world dear~

Zen: Aww really?

Jumin: Yes, you're like an angel that fell from heaven~

Zen:

Zen: Isn't that basically the Devil?

Author's note: In the Christian Bible, it was said that the Devil was an angel that fell from Heaven after having a fight with God.

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Italy bit his lip in concern. Germany was, again, ignoring him because of his bad performance for training. They were currently sitting with Japan and Russia. "And what will this dashing man want for lunch?" A female waitress purred, eyeing Germany. Itsly felt... a weird feeling inside him. It was jealousy. Once she was gone,

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When Zen got together with Jumin

Jaehee: Zen, Mr Han can be a cold bastard that is a pain in the neck sometimes but he's my boss and he's actually sensitive. Hurt him and you'll go through with me.

Saeran: *growls and glares at Zen* The same for me.

Seven: And me. *pushes up glasses*

Chairman Han: Me too. *cracks knuckles*

V: *facing the wall opposite Zen* AnD ME.

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Jumin: *tied up in a chair*

Kidnapper 1: Now, tell me all you know about the RFA or else.

Jumin: *spits out blood* You're torture is like a mosquitoe bite to me. I'll never reveal anything.

Kidnapper 2: *points gun at Zen*

Zen: *panicking* No don't shoot me I'll talk I'll talk!

Zen: *notices Kidnapper 1 handcuffing Jumin* You know, these type of stuff won't affect him. That trust fund kid has weird porn websites. He likes bondage and he's a sadist and a masochist. The last search in his history was spanking. And they're all gay.

Kidnapper 1 & 2: *runs away from disgust and horror*

Jumin: *growls into Zen's ear* You saved me and yet you also ruined my reputation, I don't know whether to punish you or to congratulate you.

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Jumin: *snickers when Hyun accidentally falls when showing off*

Zen: HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT WE HAD A RELATIONSHIP!!

Jumin: Wait wh-

Zen: HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME WHEN I'M AT MY WORST! YOU PIECE OF FILTH.

Jumin: Aren't you overreacting a bit-

Zen: I'M FILING FOR A BREAKUP AND I'M TAKING ELIZABETH THE 3RD WITH ME.

Jumin: *sweats* No not Elizabeth the 3rd! Please!

Zen: It's already too late. You caused this to happen!

Jumin: *goes on the knees* Wait I love you! Come back!

Seven and Jaehee: *eats Honey Buddha Chips and coffee while watching*

Yoosung: *walks by and sees the strange scene* ... MOVING ON.

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Jumin: You know, even after dating Hyun for a week I still can't understand him.

Seven: ? Details.

Jumin: He said at the "I love Jumin" fanclub that he hated me.

Jumin: And he said he wouldn't even touch me with a sterilized glove although he groped me under the dinner table.

Seven:

Jumin: I know it's so weird.

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Zen: Mr. Trust fund kid, since it's your birthday, I'll allow you to kiss me in public for one to five seconds.

Jumin: One two five seconds? 125? 2 minutes and 5 seconds. Got it. I won't let a single second go to waste.

Zen: NO JUMIN THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT-

*5 minutes later*

Zen and Jumin: *still making out*

Yoosung: Saeran, are you sure we're allowed to record this?

Saeran: Yep. Even better, I'm going to post this online with Zen's account.

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Jumin: What do you mean that Hyun and I give each other nicknames?

MC: What is the baby of your favourite animal.

Jumin: Kitten.

Zen: *shouts across the living room* Yes Jumin?

**later**

Zen: I don't give Jumin nice nicknames wtf dude I'm not even dating him.

Seven:... how do you say B-A-B-E.

Zen: Babe?

Jumin: *walks over to Zen* Yes honey?

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Jumin: *walks in*

RFA: Happy birthday!

Seven: *hands a donut to Jumin*

Jumin:... Thanks?

Seven: Jumin, you are one year older despite the fact that you donut look like it.

Jumin: Oh god no, must everything be a pun for you Seven?

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Saeran: Oi Yoosung.

Yoosung: Yes?

Saeran: How do you spell unisex again? I remember there's a S-E-X at the end, but I can't remember the letters at the front...

Yoosung: Oh it's easy! U-N-I SEX.

Yoosung:

Yoosung: *blushes* Ah shit.

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V: Hey Yoosung, I want to say something.

Yoosung: *crosses arms* Hurry up and get on with it.

V: Okay. I know we don't see eye to eye on thi-

Yoosung: Dude, that because you're blind and I'm too short.