how is everyone just living vastly different lives. some of them don't seem real. there are just. art thieves? just professional art thieves out there and people trained to find them it doesn't seem real
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sees someone doing ballet. i am nothing
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Capitalism is so absurdly dehumanizing and inherently corrupt that just honestly explaining it passes for commie propaganda
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Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢
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Lets say, hypothetically, my lover's got humor..... and for the sake of debate... lets say, she's the giggle at a funeral.
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Do you think bisexual women are allowed to use butch/femme?
I think bisexual women are allowed to do anything, up to and including arson and shape shifting
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Very good advice for both the writer and the critiquer.
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Amsterdam restaurant perfectly nails socially-distant dining (x)
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Accidentally swallows the coin I was buried with and gets left on the dock for eternity because I couldn't pay the ferryman
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literally makes no sense that poor ppl are passing around the same $20 to eachother meanwhile millionaires & billionaires are sitting on their asses or telling us to donate to causes that they could solve with their own money and still have enough left over to live comfortably.
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please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust
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get him, @taylorswift !!
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