palians must think humans are the most unchill species to exist - like we spawn from the abyss with no memories then proceed to SPRINT everywhere and mb sometimes even fly bc who has time for stairs? where are we all going in such a hurry?
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WTF DID I DO
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It's a shame you can't find a secret stash of romance novels in his grove. Maybe one day.
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Hey, PSA:
On your phone, go to Settings> Security and Privacy> Privacy> Other Privacy Settings> Ads> Delete Advertising ID
Then go back to Other Privacy Settings> Google location history> Turn off Location History &/or Turn-on Auto-Delete (you can set a time period of how long to keep it)
Then, staying on Other Privacy Settings, go to ’+ See all activity controls’> Web & App activity> Turn off (you can also turn-on Auto-Delete for here too)
Then Scroll down to Personalized ads> My Ad Center> Turn Off Personalized Ads.
Google has no business knowing/storing everything you do online, and knowing/storing where you go everyday. Turn it off.
These instructions are for an Android phone, IOS might be different. If you have IOS or another operating system feel free to add on with your own map to where they’ve buried these settings in your phone to help others.
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just had a bad accident
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living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it
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We’ve had issues with the captioning in the past, but this is a goddamn delight! Sir, madam, or other, I thank you kindly!
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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
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I'm so sorry, i know this isn't funny but on the other hand it's so fucking funny rhgiuherg
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