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Customer: M M NAME KUT DMV: balls out Verdict: DENIED

#balls out.

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O' Hypocrite

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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@theveryendofvenus

Short fuck vs tall ass

#thought you'd enjoy this

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#YAYYYYYYYYY

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imagine if v2 extracted a zip bomb onto the shop terminal thing or whatever just to fuck with v1

yea

#anon cooked with this one ngl

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starting a collection

#ME AND YOU FR

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AW thank you tomato you are blue and pink to me :)

posting this bc i havent seen it anywhere here

#Tomato stays winning

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another roblox drawing

#OMG THE SILLIES #THANK YOU SO MUCH TOMATO!!! #:))))

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

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never let the world stop you from being shirtless in ur room for no reason

#investing

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favorites from the reddit ama with gianni

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posting this bc i havent seen it anywhere here

#Hey mutuals what am I lol